Mock

When a person has a giant monster dick/penis/cock

Hey nick.w.g nice mock 😘

by Master cooper gerkin October 1, 2016

Mock Daughter

An unmarried partner's unrelated daughter that has become family.

Today is my mock daughter's birthday versus today is my boyfriend's daughter's birthday who has become family

by Old Louisville Vee April 10, 2022

Mock

Individual with extremely developed singular parts of their limbs. Stems from Luciano Mock; the world record holder for biggest calf/body proportions.

1. People with extremely developed + very specific muscular regions

2. People with brutally overproportional features when compared to the rest of the body

"Fookin hell mate; look at these slabs of flesh! Are these even organic matter or is it stones beneath his clothes?"
"Ah; dont worry; its just a Mock; his calves exhude dat big thicc mutation energy."

by Felsbrocken December 11, 2019

conster mock

the cousin of ponster menis

that's a conster mock.

by zerotabbies February 16, 2024

No Mock Gov March

In March you need to stop moderating/talking in all Discord mock government servers and touch some grass.

Hey dude it's No Mock Gov March tomorrow
Oh god, I forgot!

by Shortsiee November 10, 2021

Mock Block

The act of making fun of yourself to preempt a funnier person from making fun of you. Used by less humorous folk as a defense mechanism.

Jill mock blocked Jack by making fun of her hill climbing skills before Jack could land his zinger.

by JumpingBakflash December 20, 2013

mocking

THE REAL FUCKING MOCKING

THE REAL
MOTHERFUCKIN
MOCKING

Fat brown Chad with 75'' vertical
Micro Penis

NFT Billionaire

"ayo its mocking"

"are you the real mocking??"

by REAL MOCKING January 28, 2022