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miracle whip 

When a girl give you a blowjob while she still has cum in her mouth
"Mary gave me a miracle whip last night."
miracle whip by Meyamochan December 19, 2015

miracle whip 

to cum in your hand then smack your bitch in the face.
Just think of the miracle whip that you put on your sandwhich. In this case the semen is the miracle and the whip is your hand, the slap is like putting the sandwhich together
miracle whip by frankie Jay January 3, 2008

miracle boner 

A miracle boner is an erection the production or existence of which has no rational basis in fact or circumstance. More or less, it is the ability to achieve and maintain an erection despite reprehension, disgust, fear, and other things in the like.
John would haver never successfully slept with that badger to completion, while at gunpoint, if not for his miracle boner.
miracle boner by SALUKIDUO April 22, 2011

Miracle Musical 

best fucking music anyone's ever heard like holy shit how do you hear these songs and not begin miracle musicaling all over the place
it's a side project of joe hawley, fun fact about miracle musical the mind electric was originally for tally hall but was scrapped. also a lot of the tally hall members are also part of miracle musical don't know if they kept it coming back though
guy 1: " it feels like flying but maybe we're dying "
guy 2: " hey did you know that song's 7 minutes long and it's by ミラクルミュージカル also known as miracle musical? "
guy 1: " ... "

miracle ear 

When you blow your knuckle children in a bitches ear.
Yo dog you skanked dat bitch sideways and gave her a miracle ear finish Shiiiiittttt youze a gansta
miracle ear by DGeatatJG February 28, 2008

Miracle Whip 

Its a mayonnaise but a little more tasty. Its probably not as healthy but who gives a whores pussy? Its spiced and Shit I think. Idk I just eat it.