minimal wear

A condition of a weapon skin in cs:go that comes right before factory new. Typically bought by thrifty players who have realised that in most cases, the difference between factory new and minimal wear can only be observed under a microscope and by the size of the dent in your already fund deprived wallet

I was going to buy the factory new tec-9|brass, but I saved enough money to buy a car by going with the visually identical minimal wear variant. After some time however, I did realise there is a small scratch inside the chamber, so that must be why it's minimal wear.

by ExpectNeo June 2, 2017

mini lol

A mini lol is a laugh that is not quite 'lol', but is still technically a 'laugh out loud'. It is in between ':|' and 'lol' on the lolage spectrum. It's a quiet laugh, the real-life equivalent of 'Heh'.

Person 1: Your mum is fat.
Person 2: Well you're gay.
Person 1: Man, I was just joking with you!
Person 2: ...mini lol?

by I Define The Internet April 9, 2010

mini menew stew

A type of stew found at American Chinese buffets containing stray cats. Its more common in areas with a high cat population.

Hey babe, what's that strange looking dish next to the lo mein noodles? That's the house special mini menew stew!

by meat_man March 20, 2017

Mini Beer

When you piss in a cup and then top it with cum so it looks like a “mini beer”

When your misses has had a rough day at work and you give her a mini beer

by 69trousersnake69 August 22, 2022

one-milimeter peter

a dude with a very small pee-pee that tries to front that he has a BIG one...but doesn't (-__-)

Danny: Hi, wanna fawk?
Chick: No.
Danny: Wai =O
Chick: What's there to fuck? Your one-milimeter peter?
Danny: ...Yes =*(
Chick: You got a little one, darling.
Danny: *starts cuttin' himself*
Chick: Silly rabbit.

by Michellers February 23, 2009

kou minamoto

plssss kiss me pls kiss me pls pls pls kiss me i love you i love you i love you i love you pleaseeee pleaseeeeeeee pleasee pleaseeeeeee i lov u i love

RAAAAAA KOU MINAMOTO

by mitsukou February 1, 2023

Street Creepin' Mini

Low riding pimped out truck, native to central Ohio.

Dude, lets go cruise for some hot Asian chicks in my street creepin' mini.

by Re Re June 10, 2004