Minecraft

A game only real humans play

Real Person: Let's play minecraft!
Dumb Fuck: No, I'd rather play fortnite!

by Jhonnykleb July 19, 2020

minecraft

the most addicting thing in the universe

minecraft is why i'm not bored when i'm at home

by Not Aaron Krause January 14, 2014

Minecraft

A game for people who haven't gone through puberty yet. It saps away at your conscience and you will never know the true world of gaming.

Person 1: Hey! Wanna play minecraft with me?
Person 2: Fak off! Imma play some CoD!

by Fak off m8 November 03, 2015

minecraft

A very fun sandbox fps game made by mojang involving building with blocks.

Minecraft

by widecool September 18, 2012

Minecraft

-A game that has been mostly taken over by 12 year olds that haven't hit puberty yet.

-An excuse that you use when your friends or parents ask what games you play.

Troll:"GET GRIEFED NOOB"
Kid:"OMFG U FAG THAT TOOK ME HOURS TO BUILD"

Parent: Watcha playin'?
Billy: "Minecraft, now stfu and leave me alone"
Parent: "You're adopted"

by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) May 16, 2016

In Minecraft

used by far-right 4chan users to not get arrested by the glowniggers in the site.

"i want to nuke israel (in minecraft)"

by Carlos834 May 27, 2022

Minecraft

A block game full of little children who rage when called to stop playing or when they die.

"I am playing Minecraft right now." Little John said.

by A adult August 09, 2016