Mexican Hair Gel

When multiple Mexicans cum in a persons hair, the hair is then styled and eventually dried to maintain its position.

Brice: "Hey, Alexei, where did you get that rockin' hairdo?"
Alexei: "Oh! I just got some Mexican Hair Gel from a few spicks on the street."

by Angry Rhino November 21, 2009

Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka

Most Feared Animal in all the world!

Holy shit, there is a Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka, lets thin out the herd.

by decajoe October 17, 2006

Mexican ice

Another term for Cocaine.

Nothing like a blast of Mexican ice to pick you up out of the blues.

by zenman December 9, 2008

Mexican segway

A stand on mower. It's like a rider/walk-behind hybrid. You don't have to walk, but you don't get to sit down.

See those landscaping guys over there? Looks like one of them has the Mexican segway.

by Gringo Libre September 25, 2010

Mexican Wedge

Term given to a sexual act carried out by two consenting geriatrics. During oral sex, the giver places a warm chilli-seasoned potato wedge in his/her mouth and sucks it to lubricate it. The giver then inserts the sodden wedge into their partner's rectal passage through the anus and continues to give said partner oral pleasure. The intention of this act is to cause mildly unpleasant burning sensations in the receiver's intimate areas resulting in an intense orgasm and the subsequent 'mulching' of the inserted wedge by the contracting anus. Ideally, the giver will then obligingly consume the mashed wedge as sign of affection.

In some Middle Eastern cultures, this act is known as 'Hakuni Balal' and is performed by travelling circus troupes to paying audiences.

Edna: How did your date with Derek go last night Elsie?

Elsie: Very well thank you Edna, I gave his bitch ass the mexican wedge of his life!

by ladyhaha10 October 6, 2011

Mexican Throttle

To give someone the throttle (To insert the thumb in a girls ass and make a motorcycle throttling motion while sexing her from behind) with jalapeno acid still on your thumb. The result is a burning asshole.

I made dinner for this broad and forgot to wash my hands after cutting the jalapenos. Later that night I gave her the throttle and the jalapeno juice burned her ass. Burning ass equals Mexican throttle.

by Dicksss August 25, 2012

mexican pearl

it's when you squeeze your penis to get the last drop of cum out

I wanted to get out every drop, so I squeezed out his Mexican pearl

by sponged March 11, 2015