Mexican Tornado 

A Mexican Tornado is when you're screwing a girl from behind, then pull out, ejaculate into her hair, and push her down the stairs. The twirling motion of her hair with your jiz in it while she's tumbling down the stairs is what is known as a Mexican Tornado.

"How did Maria die?"


"Well she experienced one too many Mexican Tornados."

Mexican Tornado by DoctorVahnFaustus October 24, 2008

mexican touchdown 

A sexual act utilizing any variety of Taco Bell hot sauce as lubricant. Most often used when referring to anal sex.

Johnny's girlfriend was entirely turned off of anal sex after he scored a Mexican Touchdown.

mexican touchdown by evanave November 14, 2013

Mexican Train 

A brutal prison sex game originating in Guadalajara, Mexico. The game is based on Dominoes however has to be played by naked men in a semi-aroused state.

The person that loses has to push at least one domino tile under their foreskin or "dock el domino".

Traditionally played by homosexual inmates in some of Mexico's toughest jails, in recent years the game has found it's way into some elitest circles across Europe.

Many European ski resorts have become a recruiting ground for 'Mexi Trainers' to learn the game and then take it back to their own country to play with unwitting friends.

Anyone fancy a game of Mexican Train? It's a brilliant game I learnt whilst on a ski vacation in the Alps.

Mexican Train by seeyouatchachas March 13, 2011

mexican tissue 

n. Another word for paper towel

we dont have any napkins left, heres a mexican tissue.

mexican tissue by Donniey July 7, 2005

mexican tar 

The smell of cooking mexican tar evokes the same symptoms i expereince right before vomiting: hot, runny saliva, nausea, gagging. It is so grossly pungent & foul, but the addiction overpowers this truth & I continue.

mexican tar by tabitha November 3, 2003

mexican trunk muffin 

The act of defecating in someone's trunk without their knowing.

I just pulled a Mexican Trunk Muffin in Jerod's car.

mexican trunk muffin by jerbear85 May 16, 2016

Mexican truck driver 

When you start to walk in front of someone , just to get them in your fart-trail.

Goddammit, did you just Mexican truck driver me?

Mexican truck driver by EccandBacon March 14, 2020