the fiom method

the Figure It Out Motherfu**er method; utilized mid-operation when an unplanned or unannounced change of course or plan occurs, and no immediate protocol is available for use in the decision-making process

i was driving my usual route home today when i came upon barricades with nowhere to go; the city was conducting MORE street work. how nice that it wasn't posted that there was a dead end ahead, or detour signs posted in advance. i guess i'll three point it and use the fiom method....

by nicole aka the haute 'haüsen December 28, 2008

Gram-Schmidt Method

Possibly the longest, most pointless, drawn out, disconcerting, boring process in all of mathematics. Finding the orthosomething basis for a matrix.

Find the orthonormal basis for A using the Gram-Schmidt Method.

by DB|DB May 11, 2011

R.A.W Method

A method of winning over women & men sexually. R. stands for Romance. in the first stage you romance the woman, lots of eye contact singing to them sweet words. A. stands for abuse, in the second stage you are rude give them back handed compliments & damage their self-esteem. W. stands for wiener, whip it out & show them what you got. Follow the raw method & they'll be yours.

Bro 1: so you tried the R.A.W method? did you get the girl?...Bro 2: no-uh it didn't work, i couldn't stay hard long enough...Bro 1: Loser

by Mr. Goocher December 7, 2018

built-in bidet method

curving one’s own penis downward; aiming it at their buttcrack for the purpose of washing upon release of their own urine.

Todd ran out of toilet paper so he had to use the built-in bidet method (;

by Todd Shepherds April 17, 2021

The spitfire method

Action in which you take a 360° Bluetooth speaker put the volume to max and insert it into the anus or vulva to simulate the use of a vibrator.

She really enjoys using the spitfire method, though her boyfriend does not enjoy it so much.

by MosaicBunny February 7, 2023

Florentine Method

The process of, during sex, grabbing the base of the penis and pulling the skin back to tighten it around the shaft, making it sensitive, in order to decrease the amount of time to have an orgasm.

The flight attendant was knocking on the door while I was having sex with Molly, so she used the Florentine Method to wrap it up.

by John Manlapid May 30, 2006

Methoxetamine

2,3-(methoxyphenyl)-2-(ethylamino)cyclohexanone.

A chemical closely related to Ketamine. The methoxy-group and ethyl-group make it more potent and longer lasting than Ketamine, therefore necessitating consumption of less material; most likely making it healthier as well.

"Joe decided to insufflate 30 milligrams of Methoxetamine."

by Rem Lazar December 28, 2011