standup method

When pulling out didn't work and you're not using birth control. So you have to standup and jump.

Oops Jess I was caught up in the moment. Hurry, get up. We're using the Standup Method!

by eddie boom December 13, 2013

brown method

The utilization of anal coitus, as a means to avoid pregnancy. Usually a means for a latent homosexual to experience anal sex, without having an actual homosexual relationship.

Douglas: I don't want to do you in the front. You might get pregnant. We got to use the brown method babe.

Evelyn: But I want to cum too.

Douglas: Use your hand on your gash, I'm not touching it. Yuck.

Evelyn: (Sighs) Okay. Do you want to massage my breasts?

Douglas: Fuck no! God damn it! Yuck! (vomits violently)

by Muddy Melvin October 19, 2011

The Moore Method

To stink of poo, fuck your sister become a massive incest addict and love to sniff older women on the buses and your dad worked at boots. Must watch Indian gilf poo sex.

Dave: Did you hear about The Moore Method?
Steve: The Brit Method?
Dave: No, The Moore Method.
Steve: Is that the one where you stink of poo and be a complete freak?
Dave: YES!!!!! THATS THE ONE MATEEEEEE.

by fawxx_1 February 4, 2020

Hammer Method

The Hammer Method ~ A joking method of fixing a electrical applience by hitting it with a hammer.

"Damn it, my TV isn't workign again!"
"Have you tried the Hammer Method?"

by Kmeelain September 14, 2009

Peel Method

Acquiring respect or acceptance from a group of individuals by doing as little as possible. The opposite of the traditional approach of gaining acceptance through hard work and dedication.

Contrary to the " Real Peel"!

1) I am playing ping pong instead of cleaning washrooms. I am doing the Peel Method!
2) Have you completed your station duties? Someone else can, I am doing the Peel Method!

by 9290 May 16, 2020

Scientific Method

Fuck around and find out

person one: "hey dude I dont know how to figure out how thos works"

person two: "dude, just use the scientific method"

person one: "ah, fuck around, find out. alsomost forgot"

by Filbo Ogies September 17, 2020

The Elevator Method

This sexual position is guaranteed to be a sensational climax. Hold the girl up to the wall while holding her up with your hands placed under her thighs. Then just go full primal instincts and beat that shit up. When you feel tired and need a break bring her up to level 69, raise her up while keeping her against the wall and perform oral. Then bring her back down to pound town. Repeat as you wish. Bonus points while performing this in an actual elevator.

Dude me and Cindy tried The Elevator Method and she squirted on me like a pressure washer.

by Dildo_Swagginzz April 26, 2019