When two gentlemen, usually heterosexual and inebriated, engage in a competition to see which of the two gentlemen can sustain an errection the longest, with a partially hollowed out melon over their penises.
The first to have their melon drop to the floor is the loser.
The first to have their melon drop to the floor is the loser.
George and Alfed covered their throbbing hard cocks with the hollowed out remains of a delcious watermelon, having just agreed to a melon off.
Alfred, weak from the 13 cocksucking cowboy shots he had recently downed, lasted a meer 13 seconds before the watermelon dropped to the floor in what can only described as a bloody mess. George, delighted at his new found glory, shoved his ---- up Alfreds arse, and they both agreed they were all winners in the end.
Alfred, weak from the 13 cocksucking cowboy shots he had recently downed, lasted a meer 13 seconds before the watermelon dropped to the floor in what can only described as a bloody mess. George, delighted at his new found glory, shoved his ---- up Alfreds arse, and they both agreed they were all winners in the end.
by itsross May 6, 2008
Get the Melon Off mug.A person who cares about anybody more than herself. she truly believes in love. A really purely person. She will always have you smiling and keep you laughing. Shes just so silly. Shes truly an original. She not a quitter.
by Maludi October 19, 2017
Get the meronca mug.When you walk up to a friend, female, or male with large fat rolls on his pectoral muscles, and extend your hand under their breast swipe your hand upwards and exclaim "MELON SCOOP" This is best preformed by females upon females, and is discouraged to do by males as you will be subject to dance the nutcracker.
Gregg : MELON SCOOP!!!
Darien : What the fuck? *nut shot*
~This was word was made up by Darien S. and Monique P. in Florida bitches. No claiming.~
Darien : What the fuck? *nut shot*
~This was word was made up by Darien S. and Monique P. in Florida bitches. No claiming.~
by TAZZ~DARIEN October 7, 2010
Get the melon scoop mug.by k.s.j101 December 20, 2015
Get the melon boy mug.The sexual act involving a male participant depositing his seed onto the cheast of a consenting female. This act must take place in winter conditions so the semen can immediately begin to freeze when making contact with the breast. A melon frostie can be reinacted during warmer weather in a large cool room or freezer. - RVAL
Rob: Where did Alex go?
He snuck out into the backyard for a quick Melon Frostie, he had waited 6 months for this weather!
He snuck out into the backyard for a quick Melon Frostie, he had waited 6 months for this weather!
by Brofenition March 21, 2016
Get the Melon Frostie mug.Guy 1: Those watermelons really look meloncholy.
Guy 2: Isn't it melancholy?
Guy 1: Josh, these are words we're speaking out loud.
Guy 2: Isn't it melancholy?
Guy 1: Josh, these are words we're speaking out loud.
by DeathIsImminant October 27, 2018
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