melon boy

Melon Boy is a common name for those unpopular dickheads in your school.

"For god sake, we have a melon boy in our school.. and he is called toby!"

by k.s.j101 December 20, 2015

Bop melon

A sober nigga who bothers members of the pull gang and opposes the consuming of a marijuana substance.

Jimmy: Weed is bad for your health.
Ben: shut the fuck up you bop melon.

by Boppy boi June 13, 2018

Slaughter Melon

A watermelon that comes to your house and fucking murders you

Guy: Oh Shit! That's fucking Slaughter Melon!

Slaughter Melon: Die Bitch!

by Fatty Acids July 20, 2011

sex melon

A typical grocery store melon used for masturbation. Using a watermelon or cantaloupe a hole is cut so that a penis can be inserted. It is unknown if this can be replicated with autumn varieties of squash.

I will cut off your head and use it as a sex melon.

by Sexmelon January 15, 2014

melon boat

The strip club special.

Person 1: Did you get the melon boat? It was pretty revolting.
Person 2: Naw, I got me the spicy meat banana.

by Grand Funk Toaster Syndrome December 3, 2013

melon head

A large headed creature thats runs around Wisner road in Kirtland screaming.

Holy shit that was a melon head.

by the prophet June 7, 2004

Squall Melon

The supple breast of a young lady, not to be picked from the vine prior to eighteen years of maturation.

Rob saw that girls huge squall melons and did a double take.

by yoor January 6, 2008