Cheap, inexpensive, and disappointing melon that's used to take up space from otherwise good fruit real estate in a fruit bowl. Examples are Cantaloupe (musk melon) and Honey Dew.
"I got an edible arrangement in the delivered, but it was all trash melon so i threw it out."
"I went to get something from the fruit bowl, but there was only trash melon left."
"I went to get something from the fruit bowl, but there was only trash melon left."
by puppetstring55 December 27, 2018
Get the trash melonmug. basically means an Asian man going around robbing people while wearing $35 USD men’s cotton black underpants while holding a toy water gun and wearing fake balenciaga sunglasses with a broken grey beanie walking proudly down the street and spitting at people.
“Damn son, just got robbed by a fuckin chunk melon bruh, ain’t wanted no trouble with that guy.” said Bob.
by the weeb February 9, 2021
Get the chunk melonmug. by Fatty Acids July 20, 2011
Get the Slaughter Melonmug. A typical grocery store melon used for masturbation. Using a watermelon or cantaloupe a hole is cut so that a penis can be inserted. It is unknown if this can be replicated with autumn varieties of squash.
by Sexmelon January 15, 2014
Get the sex melonmug. Person 1: Did you get the melon boat? It was pretty revolting.
Person 2: Naw, I got me the spicy meat banana.
Person 2: Naw, I got me the spicy meat banana.
by Grand Funk Toaster Syndrome December 3, 2013
Get the melon boatmug. by the prophet June 7, 2004
Get the melon headmug. The supple breast of a young lady, not to be picked from the vine prior to eighteen years of maturation.
by yoor January 6, 2008
Get the Squall Melonmug.