The sexual act involving a male participant depositing his seed onto the cheast of a consenting female. This act must take place in winter conditions so the semen can immediately begin to freeze when making contact with the breast. A melon frostie can be reinacted during warmer weather in a large cool room or freezer. - RVAL
Rob: Where did Alex go?
He snuck out into the backyard for a quick Melon Frostie, he had waited 6 months for this weather!
He snuck out into the backyard for a quick Melon Frostie, he had waited 6 months for this weather!
by Brofenition March 21, 2016
Get the Melon Frostiemug. by MelonHatcher August 21, 2017
Get the hatch a melonmug. by Fatty Acids July 20, 2011
Get the Slaughter Melonmug. Person 1: Did you get the melon boat? It was pretty revolting.
Person 2: Naw, I got me the spicy meat banana.
Person 2: Naw, I got me the spicy meat banana.
by Grand Funk Toaster Syndrome December 3, 2013
Get the melon boatmug. A typical grocery store melon used for masturbation. Using a watermelon or cantaloupe a hole is cut so that a penis can be inserted. It is unknown if this can be replicated with autumn varieties of squash.
by Sexmelon January 15, 2014
Get the sex melonmug. by the prophet June 7, 2004
Get the melon headmug. The supple breast of a young lady, not to be picked from the vine prior to eighteen years of maturation.
by yoor January 6, 2008
Get the Squall Melonmug.