I was in a motel and there were no ashtrays so I used my girlfriends ass as a Melbourne ashtray instead.
by RetardCumMuncher69 April 15, 2024
When you wrap your sexual partner up in a blanket tight enough that they can not free themselves, then proceed to have anal intercourse with them.
Wrapped and stuffed like a south Melbourne dim sim...
Wrapped and stuffed like a south Melbourne dim sim...
"what are you doing with that blanket?"
"You're about to become a south Melbourne dim sim, and I'm hungry"
"You're about to become a south Melbourne dim sim, and I'm hungry"
by Elvis Jabber Abdul Jabar May 31, 2020
One of four selective-entry high schools located in suburb of South Yarra, Melbourne, Australia. Caters to boys from Year 9 to 12. Known for having a rigorous selection exam, hundreds of students miss out on the opportunity to go to the school each year, thus creating a negative stigma and envy towards the students who do pass. The school is known for its academic excellence, being the top ranking school for Victorian Certificate of Education (High school diploma equivalent) results, and constantly outranking other schools in the state.
1: I go to Melbourne High School
2: You go to Melbourne High School? That's gay dude.
(person 2 is being salty because he failed the entrance exam)
2: You go to Melbourne High School? That's gay dude.
(person 2 is being salty because he failed the entrance exam)
by JoeytheJoey January 28, 2024
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by Upholstey Cleaning Melbourne September 10, 2021
A really hot guy with a really big penis! All the girls are drooling over him because of his stunning hot looks and beautiful big penis! hes a chill, cool man that everyone can be friends with. Ryan is the best person u will ever meet. hes so amazing and hot.
“I love Ryan Melbourne”
by fact_teller April 30, 2022
I am a Melbourner
by Melbourner May 04, 2017
We are Melbourners.
by Melbourner May 04, 2017