Bonjovicilin (bad medicine)

A medication prescribed to Bon Jovi fans and taken twice daily to aid them while they wait for a new album or for the release of tour dates. There ain’t no doctor that can cure your disease, only bad medicine can. Prescribed by Dr. J Bon Jovi.

I really need some Bonjovicilin (bad medicine) because I ain’t got a fever, I got a permanent disease, It'll take more than a doctor to prescribe a remedy, I got lots of money, but it isn't what I need, Gonna take more than a shot to get this poison out of me, And I got all the symptoms, count 'em one, two, three.

Your love is like bad medicine.

I just quoted Bon Jovi - you’re welcome :))

by sixxaep March 11, 2023

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midwesterner cold medicine

An alcoholic beverage containing some type of tea “served hot” with whisky and typically a little lemon and honey is added.

This gorgeous girl and I got a little tipsy on some Midwesterner cold medicine when we went to look at the Christmas lights down town.

Also referred to as a “hottie Tottie”

by McGooo November 23, 2022

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band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.

Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's

by 1Head January 29, 2021

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medicine

the best song by harry styles. he better release it on hs3.

Have you heard Medicine?

Yeah it's so good. Kinda sexual, good vibes man.

by tommothetiny April 4, 2021

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Medicine gay

One of the many gay categories. The individual is a gay doctor or med student. They are smart, unhinged and slightly del obsessed. They enjoy looking after themselves and being well presented.

I am a medicine gay.

by Medicine gay February 25, 2023

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