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Meat Mechanic

One who is trained and/or skilled in the art of working a man's meat pole. Often linked to the term slut.
Person 1:Mmm, that broad worked me last night.
Person 2: Bro.. i hear she's a meat mechanic.
Person 1: FFFUUUUUUUUUU
by DeepInTheGame December 1, 2011
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Skilled Mechanic

A female who has graduated with honours after serving a sex academy apprenticeship. She has proven ability to give rousing, memorable and meaningful blowjobs. It applies to any woman whose oral cavity is in coordination with her respiratory technique, tongue and teeth movements such that the testicles and shaft can both be pleasured at the same time without her having to repeatedly extract one's tackle from her mouth in order to breath! Her mouth is generously ample without being cavernous. The true skilled mechanic will be able to demonstrate ball and shaft swallowing at the same time thus living up to her deserved and well earned academic title! Spitting or swallowing is optional depending on how well the connection works out between you!
John - "Eric, check out the milf at the table opposite. Just look at how she is demolishing that lobster without spilling a drop. She truly is a skilled mechanic".
by anton at blue velvet May 13, 2014
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Fanny mechanic

Slang name for a gynocologst
"I've just dropped my Mrs off at the Fanny mechanic for her check up"
by Obesio mourinio July 4, 2016
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homemade mechanic

All that banging I heard last night must have been the homemade mechanic next door
by LordMemion February 7, 2017
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Lunchtable Mechanic

That guy from school or work who reads up on car magazines, plays the latest Gran Turismo or Forza title and swears the Honda S2000 could slam a Porshe 911. They might know something about cars, but your best off not trusting a word they say.
"I was putting oil in my Civic at Autozone and once I opened the hood, all the lunchtable mechanics came out of the woodwork offering advice"
by LilChillbil August 11, 2017
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bush mechanic

A guy who knows how to handle vagina with skill.
Hey baby, I'm your bush mechanic. Let me fix you up!
by Breezy Briel October 23, 2017
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dirty mechanic

Aman Hambleton is a dirty mechanic.
by dadirtymechanic4214 May 9, 2018
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