the most beefiest, muscular, powerful man in all of target corporation. if you’re a matty baka you are also a short king✊🏼😩
by mattybaka November 02, 2021
What the Australian population refers to as a Gronk.
Habitual liar, theif and downright sleaze bag who has uncontrollable offensive body odour.
He is a skinny looking rat who will try to fuck your girlfriend AT ALL COSTS.
Be Warned
Habitual liar, theif and downright sleaze bag who has uncontrollable offensive body odour.
He is a skinny looking rat who will try to fuck your girlfriend AT ALL COSTS.
Be Warned
Matty Gee : Matty is short for Matthew and Gee is short for Gronk
OMFG he thinks hes all that but hes just a Matty Gee lol
OMFG he thinks hes all that but hes just a Matty Gee lol
by alyssa384 October 28, 2014
He is often called "matty QUEER". Describes the type of person who is your friend when he is with you, but pulls a matty G when he hangs out with his gay ass friends.
by youre my boy, plu January 23, 2008
1. the name of a poo which is perfect - comes out clean, not to hard and not too sloppy and comes out with no burn which is often associated with a curry poo.
2. a beast !
2. a beast !
by mrmangina94 March 02, 2011
A little lanky asian boy who continuously asks young innocent girls for nudes.He has no self respect and worst of all no respect for women. He thinks he’s a roadman and likes to be called a chigga...
He is confident and pretends to be popular but is actually a pale pasty spotty kid who jacks off on photos of young girls (these girls are fully clothed). He likes to video himself doing this creepy ass shit and send it to the girls he’s jacking off on. You’ll be having a conversation with him and he will say, ruffly every 10 minutes, that he needs to pause because this (perfectly normal convo) is turning him on so much that he needs to beat his meat. idk how he handles his never ending jizz machine in class.
He is confident and pretends to be popular but is actually a pale pasty spotty kid who jacks off on photos of young girls (these girls are fully clothed). He likes to video himself doing this creepy ass shit and send it to the girls he’s jacking off on. You’ll be having a conversation with him and he will say, ruffly every 10 minutes, that he needs to pause because this (perfectly normal convo) is turning him on so much that he needs to beat his meat. idk how he handles his never ending jizz machine in class.
Person 1: this weird asian boy keeps asking me for nudes. Idk who it is!
Person 2: must be Matty Chan. The only weirdo horny enough to ask you, a 11 year old for nudes.
Person 3: omg he’s a constant jizz machine!!
Person 2: must be Matty Chan. The only weirdo horny enough to ask you, a 11 year old for nudes.
Person 3: omg he’s a constant jizz machine!!
by Your dads my bitch February 16, 2018
Matty Drunk is a state of intoxication from excessive binge drinking to the point of complete obliteration. The person who is "Matty Drunk" may dose off in bars/clubs/pubs/camping trips or curbs. The person may fall over several times on any given night. If you have nice shoes, hide them because a “Matty Drunk” could mistake them for his own and walk out of the party wearing YOUR SHOES!!! The person will most likly put more food on the ground then in his mouth. The person who is "Matty Drunk" may refer to the same few words over and over again such as "getter done, doosh bag, dooshee, and a little weird" even when it's not a "little weird" making the “Matty Drunk” “very weird”. The person may play an imaginary guitar called an "air guitar" several times in one night. The person who is "Matty Drunk" will become destructive and verbally abusive to bums, sergeants, people he does not know and maybe even you.
Matty Drunk says: "Hey dew I just broke my key off in my apartment building lobby door, I can't get inside now, oh man I am so Matty Drunk"
Lips(Ryan) replies: "yes, yes you are"
Lips(Ryan) replies: "yes, yes you are"
by Lips (Ryan) June 02, 2008
by bag of crabs October 28, 2010