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Mother's Day Masacre

when you are fucking a girl and right before you nut you pull out a picture of her mom and nut on it
I pulled the Mother's Day Masacre on Jenny yesterday!
by Wood November 29, 2004
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New Jersey Massacre

The art of fucking a girl and as soon as you cum inside of her, she starts bleeding from her newly minted period and then you cut her throat just because she violated you. DONT DO THIS TO A GIRL YOU CARE ABOUT.
I was just cumming into Shannon when she new jersey Massacred all over me so i killed her.
by Corey Jew August March 25, 2010
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texas butthole massacre

the act of inserting three or more penises into your butthole simultaneously

texas butthole massacres are often followed by a horrible pink sock
person 1: dude i had my first texas butthole massacre yesterday
person 2: how was it
person 1: pretty fun except when they pulled out they stretched my butthole so much that my intestines popped out resulting in a pink sock
person 2: pink socks are so kinky
person 1: you're a dirty boy

girl: hey wanna try a texas butthole massacre
boy: okay (proceeds to insert his three penises into her butthole)
girl: hey wtf are you doing
boy: putting my three dicks in your butthole
girl: no i meant i wanted to do it (whips out her three dicks and proceeds to give the boy a texas butthole massacre)
boy: wahhh you're tearing my butthole tissue
by roflrofler September 4, 2009
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St. Valentine's Day Massacre

Have some girls get on their knees in a line. Proceed to take your pants off and bunny hop down the line, slapping the girls across the cheek with your cock.
Girls get down, I am about to perform the St. Valentine's Day Massacre
by studmuffin March 7, 2005
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massacrebated

I woke up horny and mad at the same time so I massacrebated.
by Grazzhopper101 December 16, 2020
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Massacre Party

A Halloween party where a man named Sebastian pretends to dress up as a little kid in order to seduce a man dressed up as Jeffrey Epstein on his yacht.
“Yo are you going to the massacre party tonight”
“Nah bro I’m not trying to get booth fucked by Jeffrey Epstein
by Js452 October 18, 2021
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Massacre

Alternative to the commonly used slang "Slay". In provides a greater amount of validation, which may be required for certain individuals.
"you massacred it bro"
"nice outfit! Massacre"
by Shef D Meneff May 8, 2022
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