Mattingly

A sexual machine commonly used to make ladies squit during sex.

Always satisfying .

Also known as the super soaker

I need a good Mattingly tonight.

by True Stories November 11, 2015

esther-mating

To form an approximate judgment or opinion regarding the amount of instances in which one has had sex with an elderly woman.

Dude, I'm esther-mating earl fucked the shit out of , maybe, three oldies.

by Matthew James Harper September 3, 2007

Mating Season

Mating season usually happens when the weather starts changing. There's a positive correlation between the amount of couples that get together and the change in weather. People just go crazy to be with someone. And anti mating season usually happens right before mating season and everyone just starts splitting up. You know its mating season when you start to hear the lawn mowers and the birds chirping.

It was Melmacian Mating Season in Melmac.

by MayDayMeh June 14, 2018

Gay Mating Call

Gay Mating Call
Any song written or performed by any of the Back Street Boys, or any band like them.

To find a CD containing a Gay Mating Call, I reccomend searching a girls/extremely feminine males music collection.

Going to the club on Saturday Night, I was seeing some fine chicks on the dance floor.

When the DJ turned on the Back Street Boys, a prime example of a " Gay Mating Call ", I realized that the people wearing leather and spandex around me were men.

I have not been right since.

by MarkHack December 9, 2008

Mattingus

Ancient Greek god, crowned as the god of coitus and copulation, also known as sexual intercourse.

Hannah: you think your good in bed? Ha, that's a joke.

Matt: I'm not just good in bed, I AM MATTINGUS, GOD OF COITUS AND COPULATION! I'm not just good, im absolutely unimaginably fantastic.

by Mattingus, God of Coitus August 19, 2012

evan mattingly

he will fucking become president whether you like it or not. fuck your MAGA, its EMAGA.
Evan 2018, Evan 2020, fuck kanye and his milky way.

evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian

VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY

Guy 1 :Shit dude....that guy.. he's gorgeous... the flowing hair, the clothing, the offbrands!! It's just.. gorgeous!! What a stallion.
Guy 2: Oh, you mean evan mattingly?

by gamergate64 November 14, 2018

Mantingz

A man or woman of great respect.

Usualy a way of telling someone on the streets you respect them.

Dealer: i got 8 G for 40
Druggie: Aight Mantingz, much respect.

*Not only used with dealers*

by black-magic November 8, 2010