Martha straddling 

prettiest and kindest noob out there

damn did you see that cute girl?
yeah thats martha straddling she’s epic

Martha straddling by m4ga ch4d October 6, 2021

martha's vineyard

The act of filling one's anal cavity to capacity with grapes.

Jerry just gave himself a full Martha's Vineyard

martha's vineyard by Five Seventeen August 28, 2016

martha's vineyard

MV is the shit. In the summer it is the dankest place there is. Edgartown is not all that bad, granted there are a lot of preppy kids but they arent all that annoying and snobby. Edgartown is an easy place for good, clean girls that wont put out unless you get them drunk. Go to the Paper Store and watch the Shocker in action he'll show you how its done. Bottom line, GO TO MV

Island/Summer resident: Hey how are you, what is your name.
Girl Tourist: Hey, im Amanda, im visiting Martha's vineyard for a week.
Island/Summer resident: Thats cool, you wanna hang out with us tonight, theres a beach party only a mile from here.
Girl Tourist: Yea definetly.
Island/Summer resident: Alright let's go, we will show you what MV is really about.

martha's vineyard by Bill D. Mahoney June 28, 2007

Martha Jones 

Companion to the tenth Doctor. Assisted in the defeat of the master by travelling the world to set up a telepathic link and found out the last words of the Face of Boe.

Martha Jones was an amazing companion and she will always be remembered

Martha Jones by SomethingOldSomethingNew September 13, 2016

Martha Stewart Syndrome 

When a person becomes so set in their ways that they cannot tolerate a partner moving in with them.
This would upset all the fine decorating choices in one's home.

-There's no way he's moving in with me at this point, I've got my no more closet space and my cat won't like his dog.

-Sounds like a serious case of Martha Stewart Syndrome.

Martha Stewart Syndrome by drudad April 20, 2008

martha's vineyard

An island, off the coast of Massachusetts//Cape Cod. Look people, I live there. And by live there I do not mean that I stay for a week in the summer, I don't mean that i stay for 6 weeks in the summer and the occasional memorial day weekend. I LIVE there. Eat, sleep, go to school, play sports, ON MARTHA'S VINEYARD. And for the record, if you're one of those people who thinks everyone who lives there is a rich snob, you can stay at one of your other 5 houses, because i probably hate you, as well as most of the people i know. kay thanks.

Martha's Vineyard is way better than the Nantucket GAY-lers.

Hmm. We are nice normal people who want to go on a nice vacation with other nice normal people. Let's go to martha's vineyard.

martha's vineyard by waybored April 25, 2006

Martha dumptruck 

Martha dumptruck is a fugly chick in the 80s movie Heather's, and the 21th century musical that reprised it. Popularized by the tiktok meme powered by the Heather's musical

Heather: Martha dumptruck in the flesh, here comes the cootie squad.

Heather2: Shut up Heather

Heather: Sorry Heather

Martha dumptruck by GoldenScratch October 28, 2019