mark-ass

(adj) Very pathetic, characteristic of a "mark", or one who is easily owned or taken down. A synonym of weak sauce.

"Biggie Smalls and Junior Mafia some mark-ass bitches..." -2pac, "Hit 'em up"

(beirut game)
Adam: "Game over, motherfuckers!"
(squirrelly shot falls 2 feet short)
Nick: "What a mark-ass shot!"
Simon: "Weak sauce!"
Paul: "Alligator arm!"
(Adam runs away crying)

by Nick D February 17, 2005

Mark Rutte

The longest serving prime minister of the Netherlands and the leader of the centre-right party VVD. He is known for riding his bicycle to work, his endless optimistic appearances and incidental selective memory on cabinet meetings. The fact that occasional scandals surrounding the administrations he presided never seem to stick to him, earned him the nickname 'Teflon Mark.' A famous quote from him is "I have no active memory of that", when he was questioned by parliament about a leaked document in which his interim-administration planned to promote away a critical member of parliament. Rutte is unmarried with no kids, and is known to live a sober and simple personal life. He teaches social studies for one day in the week at a secondary school, plays the piano in his free time, and is a fervent enthusiast of the Swedish car brand Saab.

Friend 1: "wow that was an intense party last night!"
Friend 2: "haha yeah, we drank so much!"
Friend 1: "do you remember telling us that you sell personalized Mark Rutte fanfic to weird Unilever employees to pay off your student debt?"

Friend 2: "I have no active memory of that"

by u/CSVWV September 27, 2022

Idaho Skid Mark

When a man and woman are having intercourse in the missionary position and the woman loses bowel control. The incident goes unnoticed and results in one or more large fecal matter stains on the bedsheet.

Joey: "I don't know what happened. I drilled her like an oil rig but when she got up, there were poo streaks on the sheets!"

Einstein: "The fabled Idaho Skid Mark..."

by mcfatchick October 22, 2010

Mark Keppel High School

A high school with a football team so incredibly fail that their first victory in years netted an article on the LA Times.

"Who are we playing again?"
"It's just Mark Keppel High School."
"Oh, easy win then."

by Jormungar November 21, 2009

gay mark

Any Person named Mark is gay it is the life goal(homosexual)

There goes gay mark

by Marrgf June 26, 2016

MarKaAO

"Mar-Kay-Oh". Slang code for "doing twins", derives from Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen.

BASIL: Austin, did I here you tell the Fook twins that you and Dr. Evil are going to double date them tonight? Are you FRIENDS with Dr. Evil?

AUSTIN: Of course not, Basil. I just told THEM that Dr. Evil is coming along. Dr. Evil knows nothing about it! When I show up, I'll just say that the Dr. called in sick and voila, Austin will be in a MarKaAo 3some. Twins, Basil,TWINS! You messed it up for me last time, remember?

by Dr. Phil McCracken, proctologist/astronaut February 5, 2007

Mark Ray

To make friends with a girl and gradually convince her to break up with her boyfriend for you, thereby "stealing" her.

Hey man, can I talk to you? "Sure" Well, it's just.. my girlfriend has been less intimate towards me.. I dunno why.. she's also spending a lot of time with this dude.. Going to the cinema with him.. hanging out.. you know? "Dude, I think you totally just got Mark Ray'd"

by K191 December 11, 2011