Spider-Man: Commits Tax Fraud

Probably a film worthy of the name perfection. A film that basically throws every other movie down the toilet. A film that makes Avengers Endgame look like a home movie. This movie went down as the first 200% film on Rotten Tomatoes.

God damn, that new film was incredible.

What was it called?
Spider-Man: Commits Tax Fraud

by Men? February 18, 2020

fuck you i'm spider man

The Ultimate excuse for everything. Found with the 60's Spider Man Meme. Use as an excuse for EVERYTHING! son, go clean your room. FUCK YOU I'M SPIDER MAN! Go do the dishes. FUCK YOU I'M SPIDER MAN! so on and so forth.

"FUCK YOU I'M SPIDER MAN!!!!!"

by BariBro1243 November 6, 2014

Spider manned yer dog lad

To cum in ones hand and flick it in your pooch's face in a spider man web gesture

"Spider manned yer dog lad"

What have you done today Ronald?

Spider manned yer dog lad

...suck us

by Fiz10dollah March 28, 2020

Spider-Man Kiss your dog

When you spider man kisses your dog

Shut up Spider-Man Kiss your dog

by Robert Hamill September 24, 2019

Big Fat Spider Man Cock

A greeting to your close friends, because it's not gay if its funny.

Hey Josh, show me that big fat spider man cock

by no royals October 1, 2016

Marvel's Spider Man 2 Game

Spider Man 2 is a video game that is total Shit. it's the most shit game in the world do not let anyone sway your opinion.

Hey did you hear the news that the Marvel's Spider Man 2 game is out? It is the most Shit game ever and has a 23 on Metacritic.

by anonymous October 23, 2023

Spider-man edition

When you drop something made of glass and the glass shatters, but stays in place. It creates a web-like appearance. This creates a limited edition version of whatever you previously had, known as the Spider-man edition.

I dropped my phone on the sidewalk and the screen shattered. It's not quite broken, it's just Spider-man edition now.

by TuningOnTheRun October 22, 2013