magnus ronning

Magnus Ronning is a lesbian youtuber with a lithp", or as he says it "I do social media" But he only says that cuz he's a fag. Magnus has no style whatsoever, he wears grandpa trousers and shit shoes. He abhors hypebeasts and skinny jeans. But he's a meme god, i guess

Random hypebeast: "Hah Magnooose, you're such a fag cuz u don't have any yeezysss (Needs all the s's cuz Magnus has a lisp" And where is your supreme lesbian Magnus Ronning: JESUS, i don't have a lithp. And btw fuck u guys, yeethysth "Yeezys, but Magnus way of saying it cuz he's lesbian" Are fucking Hideousssth

by I'mACumGuzzler December 5, 2017

Magnus effect

Performance anxiety arising while holding a winning position against #1 chess player Magnus Carlsen, often leading to throwing the game despite having had a winning position.

He was 2 pawns up and still managed to lose. The Magnus effect is real.
I hide the opponent's name so I don't get the Magnus effect.
When playing the tournament, focus on the pieces, not the player. Dont let the Magnus effet get ya

by AleksKiryan July 16, 2025

Magnus Carlsen

An exotic drink made by mixing magnesium with a Carlsberg

One Magnus Carlsen, please.

by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023

Magnus

A person who loves large, chunky women. The bigger the better.

That guy is a typical Magnus, he loves them fat and juicy

by THEPINKELEPHANT1 December 1, 2022

Magnus

Magnus is fucking cool and motherfucka handsome. Everybody wants to bee like him. He is also a pussy magnet. The woman’s can’t do anything else then fuck him. Magnus has cool clothes, it is pretty tough to be a magnus because everybody wants to steel his clothes.

“I am a virgin”

“Okey so I guess you are not a magnus?”
“No I am a Jonas”
“Okay I understand”

by Skkrtboy December 12, 2019

Magnus

short mothafucka who wears fag glasses and listens to måneskin

(Please approve, it's true)

Guy: Yo Magnus, why do you keep wearing those fag-shades?
Magnus: Brooo, the bitches love it! It's not gay..
Guy: They only like it because they can relate and you're only pulling bitches who like gay style with them anyway

by keyboardstrokes July 3, 2021

Magnus

Magnus is a tall and strong guy....a little bit sexy.... he will always protect you no matter what.... he also has a really big dick.... like really big.......HUGE
He also loves getting blowjobs
Favourite sex position :The Drill

Magnus is so Tall
I had sex with Magnus , his Dick was huge...

by Witchbitchsun February 6, 2019