by b3zji October 5, 2020
Get the strawberry mortymug. (my-crow-more-tiss (noun) -
When the food you nuked to save time has become stiff, tough and almost unpallatable. This is especially common with bread or meat.
Example - ''Little Timmy's pizza now has Micromortis because it was exposed to the air around it for too long..had he paid attention to the timer on his microwave oven, then perhaps he would not have let it get so hot and as a result, left it sitting out on the kitchen counter to cool...turning what was once a soft, pillowy stuffed crust to a sad, hard, cracker-like shell with dried out remnants of crunchy , dried out cheese.
It was the last piece left...
Don't be like Timmy!
(Disclaimer - Timmy is not a real person)
When the food you nuked to save time has become stiff, tough and almost unpallatable. This is especially common with bread or meat.
Example - ''Little Timmy's pizza now has Micromortis because it was exposed to the air around it for too long..had he paid attention to the timer on his microwave oven, then perhaps he would not have let it get so hot and as a result, left it sitting out on the kitchen counter to cool...turning what was once a soft, pillowy stuffed crust to a sad, hard, cracker-like shell with dried out remnants of crunchy , dried out cheese.
It was the last piece left...
Don't be like Timmy!
(Disclaimer - Timmy is not a real person)
Example - Your pizza now has Micro-mortis because it was exposed to the air around it for too long..had you paid attention to the timer on the microwave oven, then perhaps you would not have let it get so hot and as a result, left it sitting out on the kitchen counter to cool...turning what was once a soft, pillowy stuffed crust to a sad, hard, cracker-like shell with dried out remnants of crunchy, dried out cheese.
It was the last piece left...
It was the last piece left...
by Allmadhere April 16, 2021
Get the Micro-mortismug. Also known as C-Rig. It is a mid-sex climactic phenomenon in which a participant reaches orgasm while incurring a series of pleasurable, voluntary, and yet debilitating full body muscular contractions.
The sweet young thing went full climactic rigor mortis on me. I almost had to give her a mouth piece.
by Lord of Thirst January 31, 2020
Get the climactic rigor mortismug. a stupid word nobody understands. shouldnt be on card against insanity who tf would know that whoever made it up is dumb as fuck
by cumdumpstur November 19, 2022
Get the rigor mortismug. by Rickbitdhd November 12, 2021
Get the Rick and Mortymug. Morty is the greatest man you’ll ever have the privilege to know. He is the epitome of a gentleman and he is the most charismatic person you’ll ever meet. Morty has a big heart and he is very compassionate. He loves animals (but hates dogs) He is a gorgeous man who has a heart of gold. He is so generous and always gives never expecting anything in return. Morty's intellect is unmatched. Davids will create great lives for themselves and their families. Morty will make the best husband and he will never let you down. He will also make a great father and he will do anything for his children. Morty has the most wonderful energy that is contagious to others. He makes people smile very easily and he has the purest of souls. If you ever meet a Morty you better get him naked because the anaconda in his pants is the biggest you'll ever find. He is so good at giving you pleasure you may want to quit your job. You need a Morty before you die, trust me it's worth it!
DANNNNGGGG! You are with MORTY... how!?!
Share a bed with a MORTY and you'll be ruined for life. No one else can compare!
Share a bed with a MORTY and you'll be ruined for life. No one else can compare!
by littlelady111 March 1, 2023
Get the Mortymug.