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mortis

the iconic death message when you die in faith: the unholy trinity
John: *gets killed by a demon*
"MORTIS"
*dramatic chord*
by CURNICNLGEE August 1, 2023
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mortis interruptus

Attempted murder, in law. From the Latin for “interrupted death.” See coitus interruptus (the withdrawal method of birth control).
My client was indicted on charges of mortis interruptus, and we will be arguing that he didn’t have the mens rea (intent/mental state) required for a conviction.
by OldManRealist December 15, 2023
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Wigger Mortis

The way a white person's body seizes up on the dance floor.
Shit, look at Chad. He's getting that wigger mortis. Better go rescue him before he starts decomposing.
by MUGgleFlap December 3, 2016
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Slimy Morty

A slimy Morty is when you have your partner (who is congested or has a lot of nasal running) hawk tooh and thus making the penis partner have a green slime upon their penis.
Bro I got a slimy morty last night it was almost a little much for me
by Mysteryclass December 28, 2024
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rigor mortis

Ricgan mortis Ricgan mortis rig rig rig
Sam: Hey want to hit my Rick and Morty cart

Maddy: bro that Rick and Morty cart giving me rigor mortis
by TYRONE_THE_TURTLE69 May 31, 2022
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Rigor mortis

Rigor mortis is the stiffening of joints with particular attention in the hip area. This is most common in people who shoot the DTL discipline. Overtime patients with Rigor mortis also lose almost all movement of the latitude and longitude axis. Sufferers are also known to slur their words over time with particular attention paid to the word PULL.
Haha. Look at Grant over there shooting DTL. Looks like Rigor Mortis has set in. Listen to how he's saying Paaauuuuullllllll.

I don't think there's any chance of him coming back to skeet now.
by Trap=crap March 20, 2017
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Frick And Morty

A sheer rip-off of rick and morty. With the characters all looking like absolute gag-inducing dog shit. Consisting of the songs that sound worse than teeth scratching.

And aired on the 1G network named something close to shit-gag.
Harry: Hey dude you wanna watch frick and morty.
Kaye: Don't talk to me again.
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 4, 2022
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