Wigger Mortis

The way a white person's body seizes up on the dance floor.

Shit, look at Chad. He's getting that wigger mortis. Better go rescue him before he starts decomposing.

by MUGgleFlap December 3, 2016

Cronenbergs from Rick and Morty

A mutant version of the human form.

"Watch out for those Cronenbergs!"
"See, i created one of those Cronenbergs from Rick and Morty."

by RickMorty_Fan July 15, 2017

rigor morty

When you pop more viagras than it says you should, and you can’t get that dick down.

Tyson had rigor morty after Ibiza, and now they say that he needs a dick transplant.

by El ritardo July 4, 2018

Rigor mortis

Rigor mortis is the stiffening of joints with particular attention in the hip area. This is most common in people who shoot the DTL discipline. Overtime patients with Rigor mortis also lose almost all movement of the latitude and longitude axis. Sufferers are also known to slur their words over time with particular attention paid to the word PULL.

Haha. Look at Grant over there shooting DTL. Looks like Rigor Mortis has set in. Listen to how he's saying Paaauuuuullllllll.

I don't think there's any chance of him coming back to skeet now.

by Trap=crap March 20, 2017

climactic rigor mortis

Also known as C-Rig. It is a mid-sex climactic phenomenon in which a participant reaches orgasm while incurring a series of pleasurable, voluntary, and yet debilitating full body muscular contractions.

The sweet young thing went full climactic rigor mortis on me. I almost had to give her a mouth piece.

by Lord of Thirst January 31, 2020

Morty

A fat old jewish writer .

Morty

by Djesse April 12, 2020

Morty McFly

(v.) To alter time in some way that, in the future, you don’t exist. Derived from the Latin word for death and Marty McFly from Back to the Future.

Poor Bobby went and Morty McFly’ed himself.

by Shocken 2 April 27, 2020