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Bop melon

A sober nigga who bothers members of the pull gang and opposes the consuming of a marijuana substance.
Jimmy: Weed is bad for your health.
Ben: shut the fuck up you bop melon.
by Boppy boi June 13, 2018
mugGet the Bop melonmug.

chunk melon

basically means an Asian man going around robbing people while wearing $35 USD men’s cotton black underpants while holding a toy water gun and wearing fake balenciaga sunglasses with a broken grey beanie walking proudly down the street and spitting at people.
Damn son, just got robbed by a fuckin chunk melon bruh, ain’t wanted no trouble with that guy.” said Bob.
by the weeb February 9, 2021
mugGet the chunk melonmug.

Slaughter Melon

A watermelon that comes to your house and fucking murders you
Guy: Oh Shit! That's fucking Slaughter Melon!

Slaughter Melon: Die Bitch!
by Fatty Acids July 20, 2011
mugGet the Slaughter Melonmug.

melon boat

Person 1: Did you get the melon boat? It was pretty revolting.
Person 2: Naw, I got me the spicy meat banana.
by Grand Funk Toaster Syndrome December 3, 2013
mugGet the melon boatmug.

sex melon

A typical grocery store melon used for masturbation. Using a watermelon or cantaloupe a hole is cut so that a penis can be inserted. It is unknown if this can be replicated with autumn varieties of squash.
I will cut off your head and use it as a sex melon.
by Sexmelon January 15, 2014
mugGet the sex melonmug.

melon head

A large headed creature thats runs around Wisner road in Kirtland screaming.
by the prophet June 7, 2004
mugGet the melon headmug.

Squall Melon

The supple breast of a young lady, not to be picked from the vine prior to eighteen years of maturation.
Rob saw that girls huge squall melons and did a double take.
by yoor January 6, 2008
mugGet the Squall Melonmug.

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