chicken mel

the worst footballer on planet earth.
he can hardly kick a ball, and talks the talk but cannot walk the walk

Heisenberg: chicken mel is shit
Bleddyn: agreed

by crafter97 April 24, 2022

pulling a Mel

getting so crazy drunk that you end up saying the wrong things to the wrong people and then have to apologize repeatedly for it later

My goal at any social event is to avoid pulling a Mel.

by sjain September 9, 2008

Mel Karmazin

The new CEO of Sirius Satellite Radio. Friend and former boss of Howard Stern.

Mel and Howard on Sirius? That is the end of broadcast radio, dude!

by fafaf00ley November 22, 2004

k-Mel

1. Another term for a Camel, Kmel.
2. Camel With A Large Hump and A Dint In There Chest
Often Used To Insult Someone With a Funny Shaped Head.

Harry's a twattin K-Mel With his fuckin camel head.

by TomTomSatNav January 24, 2008

mel wel

cool, fly, greastest person in the world, wo0o0o0o0o0ooooo000000 i love her

sxdzs d;oasi das fj onuisegfpsr gureg oregnu0 ortjgor5p mel wel

by xczxc June 5, 2008

mel gibson

now a confirmed anti-semitic, thanks to our good friend alcohol.

Mel Gibson may have been drunk, but what he said must have come from somewhere.

by Adrian August 17, 2006

mel gibson

Australian slang for Colostomy Bag. Probably so-named because the man himself is also full of shit

Couldja hand me a new Mel Gibson mate? My burst and it's staining the carpet.

Cheers!

by Lowtax March 26, 2005