matthew 

an alcoholic drink made from yeast-fermented malt flavored with hops.

Im going out with some friends to grab a few matthews.

matthew by SUBSANCHEZ December 27, 2013

Matthew 

The most handsome man ever. He is the most amazing guy in the world and no one could replace him. He is kind and tries to be nice got everyone. He has good taste in music. And his girlfriend is in love with him

Girl one:damn did u see Matthew.
Boy: I'm straight and he is fine

Matthew by theswagger June 29, 2015

Matthew 

A fun caring guy that will treat a girl like she's The only one for him in the whole existence of the world

I matthew I love u

Matthew by Lmxbidestoryer May 25, 2017

Matthew 

Matthew is snazzy good looking attractive stylish fabulous

Matthew is kind caring

Matthew by Matthew.123 November 5, 2018

Matthew 

The jazziest person alive, able to turn any concerto into jazz with a simple Bb.

Always has a big ego, and doesn’t know how to shut up about getting first chair in every orchestra he’s in.

mmmm matthew knows jazz
I wish Matthew would just not be the best at orchestra

Matthew by 22nd chair June 15, 2021

Matthew 

He's the most SUS guy you will ever meet

Matthew: Imma slap yo buttcheek
Me: SUS

Matthew by Keiran Nobly June 20, 2021

Matthew 

One of the lamest people you will ever meet in your life. Any time you invite him to anything he will make an excuse not to come, such as having to do something with the family. Basically a douchebag in every sense of the word.

Hey paging Dr. Faggot. Damn it Matthew just answer the question

Matthew by Shimmer and glitter February 6, 2010