Mariputa

A portmanteau that combines the words "maricon" (Spanish for faggot) and "puta" (Spanish for whore) that describe "a gay whore."

Mira esta mariputa caminando por la calle.
Voy a cortar esa mariputa mierda!

by HeartlessChronicles November 5, 2013

manipulating the tack

A sexual manoeuvre where the male is laying on his back, the girl on top and switches from Cowgirl to reverse and back multiple times using his pubic hair as a gripping solution to aid in spinning. Often causing great pleasure to both parties and confusion to the male.

Male 1:"Man, I was with this girl last night, and she was riding me, then it was like she wanted to change positions but wasn't sure which one"
Male 2: "So like spinning around?"
Male 1: "Yeah"
Male 2:"Bro she was Manipulating the Tack on you fool"

by EnigmaShadow September 9, 2015

Manippleation

When women use their breats to manipulate men into getting what they want.

Wife: "Honey, will you take out the trash?"
Husband:"Maybe later"
Wife:"I'll show you my boobs if you do it now."
Husband:"That is total manippleation!! But ok!"

by Garfankle November 24, 2016

Manipiliciousness

How you act when you are being manipulated and manipulating at the same time.

Woah bro!! Your attitude has signs of Manipiliciousness!!

by JlanceS May 16, 2016

Mapipi Israelihahd

The man, the myth, the legend. Mapipi Israelihahd is believed to be the man to cure Ligma.

Bob: What’s your name
Mapipi: Mapipi
Bob: Last name?
Mapipi: Mapipi Israelihahd!!
Bob: hahahahahhahahahahhahhaha

by Original Name I Guess January 18, 2019

Maniphobia

Fear of Jack Manifold. You just want to beat him up but are also terrified of him and he's so scary. He also has an amazing voice and that makes it scary because he is similar to a siren. Jack Manifold also endorses among us which is a sin.

Humorist: I have Maniphobia.
Jack Manifold arrives

by Humorist May 5, 2021

manipulative sad boi

Any guy who'll try to convince someone that they're the victim of the situation. They'll make you believe that you're in the wrong and that you're the one who should be feeling guilty. Toying with your mind, they're seriously just bad news.

"I'm sorry Marc, I just don't have any romantic feelings for you."

"I'm sorry I can't be the perfect guy for you. I should've never been born. I hate myself, I'm gonna kms. If only you liked me the way I like you. I think you're amazing, you should see how good I am for you. I should just die."

"Dude- why're you being such a manipulative sad boil?"

by mintyfreshcow September 9, 2021