Mathematics

The oldest form of torture mainly used against children. Mathematics (math, for short) is also the most hated thing on planet earth.

Student1: Hey, do you know what 43945456784862356489856*825764985:57382535 equals? I suck at Mathematics
Student2: *dies*

by Tetilosto October 31, 2023

Mathematics

A smarter way to express the word 'math'.

"I study mathematics so I can go somewhere in life".

by The smart view of slang words May 31, 2021

protestant mathematics

A collection of mathematical formulae which seem to be correct but they are not.

The formula (a + b)^2 = a^2 + b^2 is a typical case of protestant mathematics.

by Virasoro-Shapiro amplitude November 24, 2022

Mathematics

Legal form of torture in the shape of numbers and algebra.

Where you have to solve problems for a mean man or woman who already knows the answers.

It's as stupid as mathematics!

by Storms brain November 23, 2021

Seizures Are Any ElectroMagnetic Pulse: The Mathematical Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Seizures Are Any ElectroMagnetic Pulse: The Mathematical Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Mathematical Nap

When the aftermath of overworking with too much x's and y's make someone zzz when they doze or nod off.

Prof. Ziz’s mild snore got some mean colleagues take a shot of him having a mathematical nap, which was suspected to be filled with ƶ, ƶ², …, √ƶ, ℤ.

by Numerati December 16, 2024

Mathematics

To get a girls number. Usually used in the early 2000's.

"Yo.. go get that girls mathematics for me."

by SangHa04 March 27, 2021