Marc 

If your names marc your a keeper. You have a big little dick, black hair and yellow eyes. Physically active. And loves to make people laugh, you are a loyal person. Your very unattractive, and can’t steal anyone's bitch.

This guy eyes is like Marc’s.

Marc by Marc jehu November 21, 2021

Marc 

If your name is Marc, 100% g*y and if not, a simp

literally g*y or simp.
This guy is probably named Marc because he is so gay.

Marc by Bien Macabro November 22, 2021

Marc 

Tall German with big ass shoes who plays games and only tells the truth. His name can be used as a synonym for asshole

Me: Hey I like ur shoes
Him: Fuck off
Me: Wow what a marc

Marc by Kiste511 November 22, 2021

Marc 

Marc is a guy that points out every ass and pair of boobs to share some happiness with you. He’s known for being a creep and girls on Campus are scared of him which is why he has a gay relationship with a guy named Thomas, sucking him dry every night on the third floor of Wehrenberg Hall.

Guy: Do you hear that sound coming from upstairs?
Girl: Must be Marc sucking Thomas’ dick again!

Marc by HowDareYouPoopInMyGarden November 22, 2021

Marc 

The opposite of a man, mostly seen among Canadians. A coward who has no balls and is selfish by nature. He is also a really creative liar and is capable of making up the most absurd stories to avoid any form of inconvenience.

Girl #1: Damn I just met a guy who has inverted balls
Girl#2: You met Marc? Run!

Marc by anonymous November 23, 2021

Marc 

So the name Mark was no mainstream and Marcus was too long so your parents decided to name you Marc. If you’re a Marc, you’re inherently blessed with barbaric swoleness and your testosterone levels are off the charts. You constantly radiate exuberance and joy everywhere you go and you’re not afraid to make jokes that everyone thinks of but no one dares to say. Marcs also tend to have organomegaly usually manifested in the form of “arms the size of an average human’s thigh” as well as a jawline chiselled to perfection and make you believe that perfection does exist and it walks the surface of the planet in the form of Marc.

Damn bruh look at that Marc, he’s so perfect. Do you think the organomegaly extends to his corpus cavernosum?

Marc by bamwhamgottaslam November 23, 2021

Marc 

Marc is a genuine prick of a guy. That’s it

I hate that guy Marc

Marc by Canadianostrich27 November 23, 2021