also known as a blood moon because of the moon's deep red color. An extreme lunar eclipse when the moon is completely within the shadow of the earth. Total lunar eclipses occur on an irregular cycle, averaging out to about once per year. Folklore has it that time travelers make contact on the night of the total lunar eclipse.
by 0bject May 8, 2025
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It is hole in the derriere of the members of the lunar dynasty. It refers to the asshole generally but when Ailas have it, it is called lunar hole.
Dude 1: I got a new gf bro and she's so fucking hot dude.
Dude 2: Oh wow, how did she accept you 😂?
Dude 3: LOL 😂.
Dude 1 : Oh guys she loved my heart 😌.
Dude 2 and 3 (in unison) : Ohooo op bhaiiii, party please pushpa 😂.
Dude 1: Sure and you know what's more amazing, she's a dream catch for anyone. She descends from the legendary Kuru dynasty. It seems she also has the blood of the Yadavas as well.
Dude 3: Fuckkk myannn!!! I fucked many holes, male and female, but never had a chance with the legendary lunar hole 😭😭.
Dude 2: We lost our virginity while dude 1 didn't, so it paid off. He conquered the glorious hole of a Kuru heiress.
Dude 1: Oh come on. I love her and she loves me.
Dude 3: True but I wish I come across some Kuru slut and fuck the shit out of her glorious hole. I've decided to get into relationship with some Aila slut.
Dude 1: You'll never get any you sexist cunt.
Dude 3: WTF? Shut up or I'll fuck the shit out of your Kuru whore.
Dude 1: That's insulting...
Dude 3: STFU!!! I will fuck a lunar hole and treat the Aila slut as she is to be treated while you worship your Kuru whore's holes.
Dude 1: No party for Dude 3
Dude 2: LOL 😂
Dude 3: Sorry 😭😭. Fuck everything, give me party brooo 😭😭.
Dude 1: Ok but never speak like that.
Dude 3: Ok.
And they party nicely. In the end, Dude 1 and the girl marry and live to have a happy life and Dude 3 has no happiness in his life.
Dude 2: Oh wow, how did she accept you 😂?
Dude 3: LOL 😂.
Dude 1 : Oh guys she loved my heart 😌.
Dude 2 and 3 (in unison) : Ohooo op bhaiiii, party please pushpa 😂.
Dude 1: Sure and you know what's more amazing, she's a dream catch for anyone. She descends from the legendary Kuru dynasty. It seems she also has the blood of the Yadavas as well.
Dude 3: Fuckkk myannn!!! I fucked many holes, male and female, but never had a chance with the legendary lunar hole 😭😭.
Dude 2: We lost our virginity while dude 1 didn't, so it paid off. He conquered the glorious hole of a Kuru heiress.
Dude 1: Oh come on. I love her and she loves me.
Dude 3: True but I wish I come across some Kuru slut and fuck the shit out of her glorious hole. I've decided to get into relationship with some Aila slut.
Dude 1: You'll never get any you sexist cunt.
Dude 3: WTF? Shut up or I'll fuck the shit out of your Kuru whore.
Dude 1: That's insulting...
Dude 3: STFU!!! I will fuck a lunar hole and treat the Aila slut as she is to be treated while you worship your Kuru whore's holes.
Dude 1: No party for Dude 3
Dude 2: LOL 😂
Dude 3: Sorry 😭😭. Fuck everything, give me party brooo 😭😭.
Dude 1: Ok but never speak like that.
Dude 3: Ok.
And they party nicely. In the end, Dude 1 and the girl marry and live to have a happy life and Dude 3 has no happiness in his life.
by speakingjustfactz September 27, 2023
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Everybody thinks im happy, but when my "Lunar Depression" kicks in at 10:00 PM its a shitstorm of emotions.
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by Merry downee April 28, 2024
Get the Lunar Pull mug.lunar lovers are two people who only love eachother for one night, or just a short period of time. also commonly known as “players.”
John: Oh, Mellissa and Gary? They were just Lunar Lovers, not meant to be together long.
Jane: That actually makes sense, they kept cheating on eachother.
Jane: That actually makes sense, they kept cheating on eachother.
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