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Oregon Lumberjack

Proceeding to dress your girlfriend as a stereotypical lumberjack and tell her to yell timber! as you cum all over her face
Dude I got a citation for a noise complaint because my girlfriend gave me an Oregon Lumberjack

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by GHhoodlum November 13, 2010
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Lumberjack

A harshly given wedgie where one person grabs the back of the victim's underwear and one person grabs the front of the victim's underwear. They then proceed to yank back and forth with great force until the taint is rubbed raw.
Joe kept smarting off, so we gave him a lumberjack to shut him up.
by Tude November 12, 2008
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Lumberjack Denial Syndrome

The state of being so strongly attracted to Lumberjacks as to render the person's psyche incapable of dealing with said attraction.

Key symptoms include, but are not limited to: vehemently denying the raw manliness of chewing tobacco, jerked beef and facial hair; opposition to cutting things down, inability to recognize brilliant singing, and a feigned disdain for pictures of people eating fish.

When caught early, treatment is possible and consists of housewifery in large doses.
My friend was being a douche so I beat him on the head with a sign bearing the words "Lumberjack Denial Syndrome".

14% of the people in New Mexico have Lumberjack Denial Syndrome.

My sister had Lumberjack Denial Syndrome.
by Professor Alwaysright September 5, 2006
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Australian Lumberjack

When you're doing your girlfriend, you take her arm, break it, shove it up her ass, then take a crap in her mouth and tape it shut.
Ow, I just got Australian Lumberjacked, now I need a Band-Aid
by Crotch Scrotuzzle May 19, 2011
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lumberjack

Term from the adult film industry used for those male actors capable of maintaining longterm erection.
Whoa! Ron Jeremy is such a Lumberjack. That chick's gonna be walking bow-legged until next semester.
by 1troglodite April 6, 2009
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angry lumberjack

when you poop in a girls mouth, then chop it down like a tree with your dick.
Carter gave your mom an angry lumberjack. He yelled Timber before he was done.
by meow1056 November 29, 2011
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Bloody Lumberjack

When a person gives you a handjob with sand paper.
Oh my god I got the best bloody lumberjack the other day guys, it was amazing! Except I'm in pain.
by Bthibs October 13, 2011
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