careless lumberjack

When a male releases a large turd into a shallow toilet. The turd makes contact with the bowl before being pinched off, falls forward, and smacks the man in the back of the scrotum.
I was expecting to drop a log cabin, not get bludgeoned by a careless lumberjack.
by ryan_anarchon August 06, 2008
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Lumberjack sisters

girls who have shared the same piece of wood.

see eskimo sisters for s similar sisters.
"Hey wallace, did you know stephanie and anna are lumberjack sisters."
by broselophus rex September 05, 2011
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lumberjack's elbow

Tendinitis acquired from chopping wood.
I've been single too long ... My lumberjack's elbow is getting worse.
by Ricardo Macho February 18, 2014
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Lumberjack Chode

It is commonly known around the world that every single Lumberjack who has ever lived had or has a Chode.

This is because the Cum Witch has cursed them because Lumberjack’s destroy wood. And that’s gay, bro.
Lumberjack 1: Hey, Lumberjack 2, does my Lumberjack Chode look lumpy to you?

Lumberjack 2: No Lumberjack 1, I do not in fact believe your penis to be lumpy as I am a heterosexual male with no interest to be viewing yo-

(Lumberjack 1 analy penetrates Lumberjack 2 to the point Lumberjack 2 dies)
by Grant Hansen July 03, 2018
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lumberjack challenge

Going 40 days during lent without masturbating.
Person 1: Aye what you gonna give up for lent?

Person 2: Im gonna do the lumberjack challenge.

Person 1: Wtf is that?

Person 2: I have to go the whole 40 days without jacking off.

Person 2: Damn best of luck to you.
by jigabojones March 08, 2014
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California Lumberjack

synonym for 'hipster'
"Gobun wears flannel and listens to death grips. He's a california lumberjack"
by MrGobun January 07, 2015
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Lumberjack Shit

The most unholy of bowel movements.
"Hey I'll be right back, those Nacho's really gave me the lumberjack shits."
by Dassinbogs June 30, 2017
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