russia's greatest love machine

In 1869, Pokrovskoye, Russia, a man named Grigori Rasputin was born.
He lived a great life, having sex with royalty and other people (some say over 100'000 women had sex with him) and is now known in the song - Rasputin - as "Russia's Greatest Love Machine"
If someone is described as being "Russia's Greatest Love Machine" they are a player and should be worshipped by their friends and family.

Person 1: "You know Alex?"
Person 2: "Yeah..."
Person 1: "He had sex with Lucy and Bridget last night"
Person 2: "Whoa, he's almost like Russia's Greatest Love Machine

russia's greatest love machine by BigYearSevenBoi February 1, 2019

Unrequited Love 

Loving someone in ways that are unexplainable. Although, your "spouse," or "love interest," makes you feel they are incapable of providing such love in return. It's waking up with them on your mind, sending text messages that seem like it takes an eternity to get a response to. Its loving someone so much, you allow them to hurt you, in hopes that they'll realize how much you care. It's having someone consistently tell you I'm not in love with you, but I have love for you, after a moment that to you felt so surreal. Its having hopes of a fairy tale with this person you love, yet having them feel as though they could never play that role in your cast... Its doing all you can to prove your love only to feel like it's still not enough and its still unappreciated. It hurts at times when you think about what's missing. But in those moments when you two are laughing or sharing a sweet moment, those times you hear them call you "babe," and "bae," you feel a connection and an undeniable emotion for this person, you feel a joy and excitement to have such a connection, and then you remember this person refuses to claim you or your heart. You feel lonely, in love.

Loving you leaves me secluded, almost suffocated and blue, I don't understand this unrequited love, its hurts, but I can't be through.

Unrequited Love by ChaBoo14_brokenheartedly November 25, 2016

I Love Floppers 

When saggy empty tits are you absolute favourites above all other types

I love floppers let me touch them. I know you do now get on your knees you simp bitch and lick my clit

I Love Floppers by Working Class Hero January 8, 2021

Love Sick 

A physical feeling you can get. Some people truly think it doesn't exist. Simply because they have never experienced it. It could be as little as missing their other half and waiting by the phone just to see a text or receive a call. In other cases, you can get physically sick over it. It's less common but it is very possible to actually throw up because of the pain. It feels like a major cramp in your stomach, perhaps a bad case of the butterflies. Some people end up not eating or sleeping much. It is a lot more serious that many people perceive it to be. Some are not able to come out of Love Sickness until they are really reunited with their love, whether or not they were actually dating. Love Sickness can be filed in through having a crush, being in love, having a boyfriend/girlfriend, being married, and it also can wash over you after a break up. Love Sickness is hard to cure and takes time and affection from others. It is no game.

"Hey bro whats wrong?"

"Emily and I got into a fight. Every minute I'm alone, the worse my love sickness gets..."

"Im sorry bro. Too mushy for me though man."

Love Sick by AlmostCompletelyLost June 25, 2013

One love 

One love refers to the universal love and respect expressed by all people for all people, regardless of race, creed, or color.

Its all good. One love.

One love by Danimal April 2, 2004

Love 

People confuses "love" with "want".

When you fall in love with someone. You actually fall in "want". That felling is not love.

Love is not physical attraction. That is "want".

There is no love at first sight because "love" doesnt need sight to "love" someone.

Love doesnt cares how you look like. Love doesnt tries to control you. Love sets you free.

Love is best described when you care for a child or a pet. Love doesnt ask for anything back.

You dont need to be loved back. You just love and its unilateral.

"Want" instead needs and takes from you. "Want" Wants you to give back what is given to you. "Want" is possesive.

"Want" is centered on the ego. So it is egoistical.

Love is beyond the ego. There is no ego when you love.

He jumped into the cold lake waters to save that kid. That is what love is about.

Love by Mean Little June 8, 2021

Love Eyes Lester 

The common way to describe the way AmazingPhil looks at his best friend and flatmate Danisnotonfire even though the two claim not to be in a romantic relationship.

OMG did you see the new DanandPhilGAMES video?
So much Love Eyes Lester!

Love Eyes Lester by CompletePhanTrash#17 February 23, 2017