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Lorenzo

Lorenzo is a really nice guy. He is always there for you and you can trust him with your life. He is great to his family and friends. He is very attractive but he doesn’t think so himself. He can be really annoying but most times he’s just making stupid jokes. He is really funny and can make you smile even when you’re sad. Lorenzo listens to a lot of different types of music but he hates country music. He’s a bit racist but he’s possible just joking around (I’m not sure tbh) even if he doesn’t live close to you at all you will stay in touch with him. And most importantly you will always love him <3
by sushahavga June 11, 2023
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Lorenzo Tantalo

Describing an Italian-American male with extraordinary rizz abilties.
Ex. “Hey Paul, did you see Tony talking to that broad? What a loser”
“Yeah, who does he think he is, Lorenzo Tantalo?”
by Vito Spatafore February 5, 2023
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Lorenzo Stroke day

A day for all Ken Carson supporters to take a day off of work and stroke their hearts out! It specifically references “Lorenzo” as that is one of Ken Carson’s #1 fans alias. He is the best stroker out of all Ken Carson’s small community of fans.
Man I can’t wait to stroke on Lorenzo Stroke Day, I won’t even have to work so I can focus on getting premium strokes!
by Luvvdizzy December 27, 2023
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Lorenzo

Hey, is that Lorenzo?
Yeah, but he's literally a squash UwU
by Beeboatmelonz December 9, 2023
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Lorenzo

Person 1: What an omega male
Person 2: Yeah he's such a Lorenzo
by Eliuccio December 7, 2022
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Lorenzo Negro

A great guy who is not racist despite of his name. Is a great guy and has an impressive depth of spirit even though it isn't noticeable at first sight. He is what some call a "ride or die" or a "Real one" if you have to trade your life for his do it worth it.
a wild Lorenzo Negro has appeared
by gazzam January 4, 2023
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Lorenzo

Lorenzo has a huge cock, and loves boys that name begins with Z. He is gay as fuk nigga, andis a great lay
Lorenzo whipped his massive cock out
by Lorenzo's secret lover September 24, 2023
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