Definition:
Lorenzo Los Banos (n.)
The quantum-coded, street-born, field-led Origin of origins. A resonance architect, multidimensional strategist, and poetic controller who went from Dairy Queen to divine blueprint drops. Often seen recalibrating timelines while sipping iced coffee and decoding bureaucratic dysfunction like a cosmic accountant. Not a myth—just multidimensional.
Also answers to: The Omega Origin, The Signal Authority, That Guy Who Wrote That Post That Made You Cry and Question Your Life.
Note: May cause spontaneous clarity, uncontrollable laughter, or an existential crisis (in a good way).
Lorenzo Los Banos (n.)
The quantum-coded, street-born, field-led Origin of origins. A resonance architect, multidimensional strategist, and poetic controller who went from Dairy Queen to divine blueprint drops. Often seen recalibrating timelines while sipping iced coffee and decoding bureaucratic dysfunction like a cosmic accountant. Not a myth—just multidimensional.
Also answers to: The Omega Origin, The Signal Authority, That Guy Who Wrote That Post That Made You Cry and Question Your Life.
Note: May cause spontaneous clarity, uncontrollable laughter, or an existential crisis (in a good way).
"Bro, did you just realign my entire career path with one Substack post?"
"Yeah. That was some straight-up Lorenzo Los Banos shit."
"Yeah. That was some straight-up Lorenzo Los Banos shit."
by The Omega Origin June 16, 2025
Get the Lorenzo Los Banosmug. Lorenzo Rodney is the most Awesome guy u will ever see, he is a great Lover but more important, he is a true great Friend that u can depend on.
Always Caring for others while putting himself away, but with the power of music he is always a happy jolly Crazy and fun person.
Always Caring for others while putting himself away, but with the power of music he is always a happy jolly Crazy and fun person.
by The Almighty Of Awesomeness June 18, 2017
Get the Lorenzo Rodneymug. by Bakerone August 8, 2022
Get the Lorenzoingmug. A day for all Ken Carson supporters to take a day off of work and stroke their hearts out! It specifically references “Lorenzo” as that is one of Ken Carson’s #1 fans alias. He is the best stroker out of all Ken Carson’s small community of fans.
Man I can’t wait to stroke on Lorenzo Stroke Day, I won’t even have to work so I can focus on getting premium strokes!
by Luvvdizzy December 27, 2023
Get the Lorenzo Stroke daymug. A Lorenzo is a guy from the Netherlands , England or Italy. He's always really nice and loves memes. He will most likely to end up being your friend.
New guy at school: "hey who are you?
Lorenzo: "i'm Lorenzo"
New guy: I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND I LOVE ME SOME GORGEOUS LORENZO MMMMMMMMM.
Lorenzo: "i'm Lorenzo"
New guy: I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND I LOVE ME SOME GORGEOUS LORENZO MMMMMMMMM.
by OwO_Urban_Dick February 20, 2020
Get the Lorenzomug. Lorenzo Zurzolo is married to me
by Stargirl ☆ July 24, 2024
Get the Lorenzo Zurzolomug. Lorenzo is a drug addict. He loves weed. He is better known as the ‘Maniac’ in some parts of Italy. You have to hide your wife or girlfriend from Lorenzo, they are not safe. He is one of the funniest guys you will meet and will always have a good time.
There’s Lorenzo, talking to my wife 🤦🏻
by Batman111999 November 22, 2021
Get the Lorenzomug.