loaster

A device used to enhance feminine decollatage. Originally from Sweden and a favorite among celebrities, including Jennifer Lopez when she wore her infamous green scarf-dress, the loaster was introduced to a wider audience on an episode of Oprah's Favorite Things. One audience member had to be hosipitalized in the ensuing frenzy. The loaster is manufactured by Promessa Organic using a patented microfiber inspired by the silk of the Hobo spider Tegenaria agrestis.

"I have been saving up for a loaster for months! Prom's coming up and these boobies need to look their best!"

by Albatrossaurus May 15, 2009

Lobster diving

Sexual position in which the man performs cunnilingus while simultaneously tweaking the nipple making the nom nom nom noise.

Eric was lobster diving Beth when she farmed.

by Pattycakes August 4, 2014

Lobster pop tart

When you douse your hands in hot butter and fist a girl when she is on her period

Dude at the party last night I was so wasted I slipped a girl the lobster pop tart.

by Crabshaq February 21, 2017

Lobsterfest

A sea-town lobster extravaganze, featuring a parade, a butter vat, and a shell pile

It's time for Lobsterfest!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

nob lobster

Women who uses teeth while performing fellatio. Technique number 1,234 in the Great Book of Grizundor (the holiest text in the Cult of the Porn Bear). See www.pornbear.co.uk.

Look the state of my bell end. She's been nipping at it like a mad nob lobster.

by Keeper of the honey pot of plenty October 23, 2003

lolsterics

lolsterics-to be in hysterical laughter

sam thomas is pro thought id add it in

something hilarious could also said to be lolsterics

by giant screaming siren penis August 20, 2009

Lobsteralliast

Someone who fights for the rights of Lobsters and other crustaceans.

I felt so sorry for those lobsters in the restaurant, I am going to become a lobsteralliast and fight for their rights!

by Grug1269 October 18, 2012