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Lizard

person 1 Yo, whats the news on the lizard?
person 2 Last I heard he was testifying in court for succing data.
by Malaria mike May 26, 2018
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Lizardsquad

A group of shitty hackers that still managed to do just enough to piss off more people in a month than the entirety of 4chan has since it's existence.
Lizardsquad aren't the best hackers, but they sure did piss off some over obsessive gamers.
by Do I Smell Burning? January 14, 2015
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Lizzardnall

the koolest, sweetest, sexiest, most caring person(until you piss her off) that will do anything stupid to make you laugh! crazy, crazy, crazy!! you may be crazy, but NOT Lizzardnall crazy!!
i really want to find me a Lizzardnall to be with for the rest of my life!!
by beastBABY!!! October 14, 2011
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Lizard dick

After sex when you go to take a pee and the stream splits in two.
Man: gotta go pee
Girl: ok

Man: Omg I missed the toilet bad case of lizard dick!
by Pistols September 19, 2016
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lizard people from history

If you look through the names of prominent people in the past century, you will find them --- be afraid, citizens... be **very** afraid...
Right off the bat, I can think of three examples of lizard people from history with "reptilian" names --- Leo Szilard (sure sounds a lot like "lizard" to me!), Salamander Rushdie, and Newt Gingrich! Dat's all da proof I need dat dey **do** exist and are indeed ruling --- and ruining --- our lives!
by QuacksO October 29, 2018
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Lizard

A magical creature typically found in a desert, in trees, or on the ground. They typically perform magic when they aren't around civilization and prefer to perform their skills in a hidden dark area like a small cave. They do not like when people interfere by lifting a roof or moving their habitat in which they perform their magic, but instead they completely stop magic in a split second and make themselves look like a basic lizard to the human eye.
I moved this rock off of a few other ones and I saw a lizard run out!
by Killercoke2 October 10, 2020
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Lizard Feet

When you’ve had a healthy load pumped on your feet and they stick to the floor.
Elizabeth why are your feet sticking to the floor? Oh that’s just a fresh baby butter giving me those good old lizard feet.
by Pussy burp October 19, 2020
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