liverpool playing at home

When you’re on your period

Liverpool playing at home:

Me: Would you like to go swimming?
Mrs: I’d Love to but Liverpool are playing at home

by B4kerbøy July 16, 2018

liverpool

the team that lost the game

did you hear about liverpool?

yeah they kinda stink

by twatkillies January 23, 2021

Liverpool

Shit

Liverpool are shit.

by Sigvart Albertsen January 19, 2023

Liverpool

Absolute shit team. Cant even win one game now.

Did you see liverpool yesterday?
My dad can play better than them, and i dont have a dad!

by DipshitSmolBrain69420 May 19, 2021

Liverpool FC

Biggest gobshites ever . Think vvd is the best centre back in the world the one season wonder twat .

United fan : how many times have you won the premier league

Delusional gobshite from Norway : 6 tImEs

Man united fan : go and die you little bin dipping rat you live in a cousil house back in Norway where you wank of Slippy g But then remember that he’s never won the league but Rooney has stalling has and even Ashley young has you twat .

Liverpool fc are the worst team in the premier league

by Mufc20times December 14, 2019

liverpool

useless team that cant play they = rubbish

i took out liverpool today and put it in the bin

by liverpoo supporter November 23, 2021

pull a liverpool

To recover from an unrecoverable position and rise to the top of whatever you're doing, like Liverpool did against Barcelona in the champions league.

Hey bro you'll have to pull a Liverpool to get that girl's numbers

by Dessert papi February 10, 2020