LeBron Steamer

A"LeBron Steamer" is taking a shit on an entire state or territory (kind of like a Cleveland Steamer, except that of the Cleveland variety is only on a single person's chest).

Did you see Chris Bosh? Yeah, he just performed a LeBron Steamer on all of Ontario.

by thatguy42 July 10, 2010

Lebron'd

When some one who is close to you and you have known for a while makes a decision that completely ruins the relationship in mere seconds.

Tim: When Seth won the lottery I knew he would give me a cut of the money.

Seth: Tim who????

Larry: Damn, Tim got Lebron'd.

by kimbo slice aka ed hardy July 10, 2010

That'll Learn'em

A slang term usually uttered by rednecks that literally means " That will teach him", or "that should teach him a lesson". Its a contraction of the grammatically incorrect phrase "that will learn him".

Somebody at work keeps stealing my lunch, so today i brought in a bowl of spit-snot-soup. That'll learn'em to take things that don't belong to him.

by Mingus Jenkins March 28, 2011

LeBron

1. (v.) to stab someone (or something) in the back by leaving in an extravagant manner, such as getting a one-hour TV special to let your decision be known.

2. (n.) A person with a giant ego that needs to be in control. Tends to leave loved ones, hurting those people in the process.

1. Friend: How are you planning to LeBron you're fiance?
Groom: I'm probably going to get up on the table during the rehearsal dinner and tell everyone that I'm leaving her. Afterwards, I'll slap her and pour wine all over her.

2. Friend: Are you okay?
Bride: No. Jack just left me at the rehearsal dinner.
Friend: It's okay. You don't want to marry a LeBron anyways.

by xprime3234 July 10, 2010

LeBron

The act of hijacking an hour of TV to tell thousands of people something they already know. See State of the Union Address.

Does LeBron have to take this long to say he's going to the Heat? Now there'll only be 3 episodes of SportsCenter tonight, instead of 4.

by Tikibarberfan July 10, 2010

Lebron

Either an interjection used when one disapproves of something, or a verb meaning approximately the same thing as the slang form of SUCK or FAIL.

This movie LEBRONS!! You bought your jeans a size too small? LEBRON!!

by StarkLife June 15, 2011

learn you

A sentence fragment that is often believed to be grammatically incorrect, but is actually completely correct. The word learn is actually rooted in the Old English verb læran, meaning "to teach", and can be used transitively in this manner, e.g. "I'm going to learn you a lesson."

"I'm going to learn you a lesson."
"She learned him how to skate."
"He learned him how to fish."

by Canilope September 23, 2013