Lava Fart

A fart that burns your butt very badly and it stings.

Ow dude i just lava farted on a blanket

by Jeffy 4444 May 27, 2008

Lava Cake

When calling it a muffin top just doesn't do it justice. A chicks love handles and fat that just fall over the top of her pants flowing like lava.

You see that fat chick over there? She's fully upgraded that muffin top and has now progressed to a full on lava cake.

by Kaner.88 November 23, 2013

Lava Rock

Dryed up diarrhea.

I never knew lava rock was designed on the rim of your toilet. Great texture!

by Da 808 Sater April 30, 2010

lava balls

When a man's testicles are too hot and he must engage in man spread.

The guy on the bus must have had serious lava balls because his man spread took up two seats!

by AuntieFanny September 12, 2013

lava strip

The lava strip is the area located between a man's chocolate tunnel and his bishop.

Last night yo momma licked my lava strip.

by Durf Jones August 26, 2006

Lava Golem

A guy that is such a flaming homosexual that the only way to describe him would be with lava, hence Lava Golem

Dude 1: Did you see the Lava Golem walk by?
Dude 2: What the hell? Are we in San Francisco?

by A barrel December 20, 2008

THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!!

Its a joke when someone yells THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!! that means find anywhere to go on top of or hang on but none of you body parts can touch the floor the catch is you only have 5 seconds to find something.

"In walmart bob yelled THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!! when I was picking out a XBOX game".

by Miyahda_greatest November 22, 2017