Lane Fucked

Lane fucked , is when you get into what you think is the fast lane, but the minute you enter the lane it suddenly stops. You change lanes, hoping to avoid the problem that caused the slowing, but again, your new lane suddenly stops and the previous lane starts moving again . You can be "Lane Fucked" over and over again.

Tom : I'm very sorry that I'm late for the meeting , I was repeatedly "Lane fucked" on the way to the office this morning.

Joe : I hear you, I was "Lane fucked " one time on the way to the airport and I missed my plane!

by Elmalevo December 3, 2010

lane swagger

The act of swerving in to another lane while driving a vehicle. This is most common around drivers 65 and older.

Damn, here we go again, another blue hair has their lane swagger on. Watch out!

by lane swagger January 25, 2011

LANE COUNTY OREGON

A county in the State of Oregon located in the Willamette Valley. Lane County Produces absolutely nothing of value to anyone what so ever.

Springfield Oregon Located in LANE COUNTY OREGON

by GABRIEL AND GO FUCK YOURSELF February 8, 2013

Lane Bailey

A music nerd who knows literally everything there is to know about music especially classical music.

Person 1: Is that the cool kid?
Jacob: No that’s just Lane Bailey.

by Mr. CAMeleon March 1, 2022

Lane Giant

Word Play on the Lane Bryant brand, a clothing store for big girls--hence the mean spirited and completely hilarious "giant."

Sara: I just love Old Navy. Check out these Daisy Dukes, how cute!

Bertha: None of this crap fits me, let's go to Lane Giant so I can buy a sheet to wear to the wedding and then we can go to Cinnabon.

by senorslow April 11, 2007

Lane Changer

Is a variation of 69 that requires the male to be either standing or kneeling, he will have his arms wrapped around the female's abdomen holding her upside down, they will both be performing simultaneous acts of oral sex on each other like 69.

Landon gave Lain a Lane Changer and dropped her on her head breaking her neck.

by jswest2 February 13, 2010

lane shark

The annoying third person who jumps into your already-full swimming lane at the pool.

Me: "Hey, I'm swimming in this lane. There's an empty one over there."
Guy: "I think I'll stay here."
Me: "You damn lane shark!"

by Iniamyen August 19, 2013