A game consisting of two balls measuring of 6 and 12 inches diameter respectively. Teams consist of 3 players and total of 4 teams in a match. Where they compete head to head to head to head. One player per team is named a "schlemeer" which is said to be the most risk taking of all positions because he must defend the posts with a net tied between his legs and hands tied behind his back. To begin all teams must shake hands in the middle of the field and run around the opposite teams post 12 times or until failure and meet back in the middle for the obligatory staring contest (the sport has become modernized and a coin flip will suffice), winner than begins rolling balls in an attempt to snap other teams posts. Teaming is allowed. Once one post is snapped the Shlemeer of the losing team must remove the net and defend only using their legs. The winner is decided when players other than the schlemeer, on the same team, break 12 posts of opposing teams.
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