losing a cockfight to a pigeon

To get into a stupid or unnecessary argument, only to lose to an idiot.

Losing a cockfight to a pigeon:

Every time I enter into a political discussion on the Internet, I find myself in a cockfight, losing to a pigeon.

by Bloody Terrible July 19, 2020

loving parents

Something you would find only in a dictionary.

Brodie: Where can I find loving parents?
Jackie: Idk man try the dictionary
Brodie: Oh yeah...

by Penis 0^0 April 7, 2021

losingwashingmachine

losingwashingmachine is the best mutual you could ever get. theyre hella funny and cool. i recommend being their mutual

example 1: “bro, did you see losingwashingmachine’s new post? its so funny”

example 2: “you dont know who losingwashingmachine is? youre lame”

by v0m1t April 25, 2021

munch loving

The act of tasting with pleasure the female genitals.

"I got some mad munch loving from my boyfriend last night."

by Nommin Onmy D. January 31, 2009

courtney loving

When a woman squirts all over her lovers face and her partner is unaware and unprepared.

Yo bro so I was eating out my girl last night and she was get real into it and she Courtney Loved me bro.

Courtney Loving-When a woman squirts all over her lovers face and her partner is unaware and unprepared.

by Richard Slammer January 27, 2016

Stay Losing

Continue to “lose” or be bad at life, like it’s a game.

“Jesus Christ dude, Stay Losing."

by ArtisticSimplist June 8, 2021

very very loving

When a man becomes pussy whipped; in a manner to which the girl doesn't ask but the man goes out of his way to do things he thinks the woman would like. Buying lots of gifts, etc.

Jerome buys a used car for his girlfriend of two weeks so she has a vehicle to drive, even though she never specifically asks for it. when people say the man is whipped, he and the girl deny it. the girl describes the man as very very loving.

by JJ48 October 22, 2009