liverpool playing at home

When you’re on your period

Liverpool playing at home:

Me: Would you like to go swimming?
Mrs: I’d Love to but Liverpool are playing at home

by B4kerbøy July 16, 2018

Liverpool

The most inconsistent team in the whole damn world.The next moment you see them at the top in a blink they are at the bottom of the league.

" He is so inconsistent what a Liverpool"

by ---------. May 8, 2019

Liverpool FC

Biggest gobshites ever . Think vvd is the best centre back in the world the one season wonder twat .

United fan : how many times have you won the premier league

Delusional gobshite from Norway : 6 tImEs

Man united fan : go and die you little bin dipping rat you live in a cousil house back in Norway where you wank of Slippy g But then remember that he’s never won the league but Rooney has stalling has and even Ashley young has you twat .

Liverpool fc are the worst team in the premier league

by Mufc20times December 14, 2019

Alexandria Liverpool

The fact that you looked it up says it all.

You: "Alexandria Liverpool...what is that b**** up to? Hmmmm..."
Alexandria Liverpool: *gets a tingling sensation, and smiles coyly*

by PWSH September 20, 2019

pull a liverpool

To recover from an unrecoverable position and rise to the top of whatever you're doing, like Liverpool did against Barcelona in the champions league.

Hey bro you'll have to pull a Liverpool to get that girl's numbers

by Dessert papi February 10, 2020

jon from liverpool

a very very noncy young lad

She's 12 but you shagged her anyway? You're such a jon from liverpool!

by spenge god June 6, 2020

liverpool

useless team that cant play they = rubbish

i took out liverpool today and put it in the bin

by liverpoo supporter November 23, 2021