koon ass

A person of Cajun decent usually living within the state of LA.

Tell that koon ass fix me some grits.

by myspace.com/globalwarmingfeelsgood August 19, 2006

Kooning

Flirting with or hitting on your good friend's very serious girlfriend. Named after "Koon" of youtube fame. Kooning is often made possible when the boyfriend is away and the girlfriend shows pity for the kooning boy which is misinterpretted by the desperate despicable kooner as affection. Kooning is not cheating because the girlfriend is very pleased with her current boyfriend which just makes kooning all the more despicable.

"Did you see Alex kooning last night? If Nick knew he would beat the shit out of him!"

"How can you respect anyone who koons as much as he does? Doesn't he realize he doesn't have a chance?"

by Bob321 March 19, 2007

Dean Koontz

A well known author read mostly by an older, more seasoned demographic. Koontz is defined by a descriptive, fluid and mature writing style and storylines that fall far outside the mainstream into what many times can be considered almost indescribable in their uniqueness. Koontz has tackled a wide array of subjects from mind control and behavioral modification (The Door to December) to sociopathic serial killers (Intensity) to the truly supernatural (Tick Tock, Darkfall). Often times disrespected by young pricks that have never read two words of one of his novels because they prefer to act smart by talking about Stephen King when in reality they've never read two words of one of his novels, either. Dean Koontz will never gain the mainstream press and praise of most other well known writers, but he has been in the game for a long time and has a very big fan base devoted to his finely crafted works of fiction.

Zach: "Hey man. I just finished this Dean Koontz book called The Servants of Twilight, it was pretty rad."

Jaccob: "Dude, Koontz fuckin' sucks cock. Stephen King is way better. I saw some of IT on tv last night. Man, that guy's a great writer."

Zach: "You're gonna die in your fuckin' sleep tonight."

Jaccob: "What?!"

by Whatever's Clever October 18, 2008

Khoon

The Hindi word for "Blood". Unlike Damu, it would be highly unlikely that a member of the Blood gang would appreciate this word. Despite its meaning the word sounds like "coon" which has been used as a racist term for Blacks.

Young Blood: I'm 'bout to put some work in Khoon!
O.G. Blood: You one brazy kid talking like that on Piru Street. Just say Damu or dog.
Together: Pimps in Red Uniform for life!

(Hindi) "tumhara khoon khoon" ; "My Blood is your Blood"

by RSB December 9, 2008

Koont

The nice way of calling someone a kunt

That girl really is a koont

by JayGeeMoney February 22, 2011

khoona

The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.

I just drank some Khoona, it tasted like redbull!

by shadowshudder July 2, 2014

kiyoon

stuuuuuuuuuuuuupid >:)

wow is that a Kiyoon hes so smexy but a super teeny tiny bit stupid hahahahaha hmph

by lol whoops May 19, 2018