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kobe

TO have sex with someone without their consent.
The next jogger I see run my aparment is gonna get kobe'd in the bushes.
by jackdaniels July 14, 2006
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kobe

Last name Bryant. A famous rapist, back stabber and crybaby who just ruined the would-be Lakers dynasty when he cried so much that Shaq and Malone decided to leave the little narcisist to fend for himself, something that he has failed to do. Also made one of the worst albums in history (he couldn't even get any real singer to do the background vocals, so he hired a model), punch-line of numerous jokes about rape and egomaniacs and owner of the NBA's finest collection of pathetic excuses.
Kobe represents everything that's wrong with the NBA.
by B-ball fan. July 14, 2006
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kobe

Kobe Bryant:
1.a)Failed
b)No Playoffs
c)Selfish
d)Overrated
e)Not a Leader
f)A Fluke
g)Too Young
h)Uncoachable
i)Played Out
j)Tired
k)No Focus
l)Burnt
m)Outcast
n)Past His Priime
o)Ball Hog
p)Garbage
q)Cold
r)Mental
s)Stubborn
t)Peaked
u)Prima Donna
v)Big Ego
w)A Baby
x)Not a Team Player
y)It's Over
z)No More Rings

2. A type of steak.
1. Kobe has caused the Big Aristotle and Phil Jackson to both leave.

2. I burned Kobe at the basketball game.
by .PHunKk July 14, 2006
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A Kobe

Someone who backs out of something their incredible at.
Person 1: Man I don't think I can keep playing basketball even though I have 5 NBA title rings.

Person 2: Dude your such a Kobe
by Cjstyles June 28, 2010
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KOBE

when someone or something is ridiculously great or fun
dizzam. i shot the j and i yelled "KOBE!!"
by big_dogg November 29, 2006
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kobeed

man i got kobeed by that quinlan test
by vanila waffa aka da rock June 19, 2005
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For Kobe

What people are now to say instead of kobe when throwing something into something else.
*throws paper ball into recycling bin* “kobe!” *everyone glares* “It’s ‘for Kobe’ dude”
by Samba Mentality January 29, 2020
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