Kobeing

the act of being fly with the ladies, a.k.a. doin workkkk

1. 4 girlfriends?!?! Where do you think you are, the middle east? Nah, im just good at kobeing!

2. yo i went to utah the other day, and those mormons are sure good at kobeing

by kobeing March 05, 2010

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TO have sex with someone without their consent.

The next jogger I see run my aparment is gonna get kobe'd in the bushes.

by jackdaniels April 29, 2004

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Last name Bryant. A famous rapist, back stabber and crybaby who just ruined the would-be Lakers dynasty when he cried so much that Shaq and Malone decided to leave the little narcisist to fend for himself, something that he has failed to do. Also made one of the worst albums in history (he couldn't even get any real singer to do the background vocals, so he hired a model), punch-line of numerous jokes about rape and egomaniacs and owner of the NBA's finest collection of pathetic excuses.

Kobe represents everything that's wrong with the NBA.

by B-ball fan. January 02, 2005

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Kobe Bryant:
1.a)Failed
b)No Playoffs
c)Selfish
d)Overrated
e)Not a Leader
f)A Fluke
g)Too Young
h)Uncoachable
i)Played Out
j)Tired
k)No Focus
l)Burnt
m)Outcast
n)Past His Priime
o)Ball Hog
p)Garbage
q)Cold
r)Mental
s)Stubborn
t)Peaked
u)Prima Donna
v)Big Ego
w)A Baby
x)Not a Team Player
y)It's Over
z)No More Rings

2. A type of steak.

1. Kobe has caused the Big Aristotle and Phil Jackson to both leave.

2. I burned Kobe at the basketball game.

by .PHunKk August 31, 2005

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