A fucking fat ass that likes to bang women in his nuclear missile base. He likes to smoke his weed with his 10 hot fucking sexy babes in the bathroom banging them all at once. After that he blows everywhere and makes the women lick it up and then all the white stuff goes all over the face and tounge. It feels so good
by IlikeBangingBigBlackMenCum November 15, 2023
Get the Kim Jong unmug. by Hentai123 May 12, 2020
Get the KIM JONG UNmug. When your balls deep in a american girl, quickly reach out and grab a dildo, preferably one as large as possible. Throw the dildo up into the air so it falls down tip first. As your doing it exclaim loudly: Kim Jong Uns nukes are here! As the dildo or intercontinental ballistic missile (whatever you prefer) hits her in the back, quickly pull out and come into the air. The nut will simulate radioactiv fallout.
Joe: Hey dude i pulled a Kim Jong Un on my girlfriend yesterday!
Bob: Nice man!
The Kim Jong Un: When you pretend a dildo is a missile and your cum is radioactiv fallout
Bob: Nice man!
The Kim Jong Un: When you pretend a dildo is a missile and your cum is radioactiv fallout
by Clapping gorilla cheeks March 26, 2018
Get the The Kim Jong Unmug. 
Person 1: Hey! Why he feeding me some of Kim Jong Un's dildos?
Person 2: Because he failed penis inspection day and really messes up with cutting bread now...his fingers were also cut off so it is very hard for him to cut a loaf of bread normally.
Person 3: Daddy
Person 1: WTF!?
Person 2: Because he failed penis inspection day and really messes up with cutting bread now...his fingers were also cut off so it is very hard for him to cut a loaf of bread normally.
Person 3: Daddy
Person 1: WTF!?
by Daaaaah215 July 12, 2024
Get the Kim Jong Un's Dildomug. North Korean Spanish god of life also known as the Gucci lord of all life and living things also known as El Jong Un
by Benjamin that goat from elite May 30, 2018
Get the Kim Jong Unomug. by your real na,e February 16, 2024
Get the kim jong pepemug.