Kentucky Fried Shocker

After eating a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken, then perceeded to "shock" your partner with your finger licking good greasy fingers which act as lube for a double shocker straight to the anal dwellings.

As in "Oh Diego, what is that, It's marvelous ". Justa little trick I picked up from the Colonel called the Kentucky Fried Shocker. Usually performed by a person of Spanish descent with the name Juan, Carlos, and in most cases Diego.

by iSpoonW/Baboons October 16, 2009

The Kentucky Plug (sex position)

When you use your thumb to make your partner orgasm and then use said thumb to plug a mortal wound in a major artery.

"How has it been with the wife, Scott?"

"Not good Brandon, she's been mad at me since I used the Kentucky Plug."

The Kentucky Plug (sex position)

by the gushe May 20, 2021

Kentucky Boxing glove

A form of fisting involving both hands and a set of large foam hands, preferably Hulk or The Thing hands, one going in the vagina, and one in the anus

"What's a Kentucky Boxing Glove?"

"Let me show you."

Later.....

"We are getting a divorce."

by Igvey Moundstein VonHolyberger May 30, 2009

Kentucky Derby

When performing anal sex with your female partner in the doggy style position you, upon ejaculation produce such a large amount of semen that it races around to the vagina and impregnates the woman.

I was cornholing Sara and accidentally Gave her the Kentucky derby. Now I’ve gotta pay child support for the next 18 years!

by Physically a horse June 12, 2018

kentucky waterfall

The ultimate in hair-styling excellence. Classic business in the front look transitions gracefully into a party in the back waterfall, Kentucky style. Usually accompanied by Little E t-shirt, conviction record, beaten wife, and at least 4 but no more than 9 teeth.

Not to be confused with the Kentucky Virgin, though the two are not mutually exclusive.

The front of my Kentucky Waterfall says I work at the local Sunoco, but the back says I am addicted to meth.

by Charley West September 3, 2007

Kentucky Muzzleloader

While having sex with a girl you pull out. Spit your dip out onto your d!ck and put it back in...Creating the Kentucky Muzzleloader

I was having sex with this redneck when I decided to give her the kentucky muzzleloader.

by TheDeputy35 July 28, 2009

Kentucky Hot Brown

An act of revenge perpetrated by defecating in the target's car. Preferably this will happen at the beginning of a hot sunny day allowing the payload to bake to a perfectly hideous level before being discovered.

For sleeping with his brother, Steve left Helen a Kentucky Hot Brown in her Civic while she was at work.

by BuiltForComfort1981 June 30, 2009