keef tomsum

Keef Tomsum is a term that is often used to describe a tall black man who actually freed the slaves. His large hands and feet, coupled with an inordinately small car, all serve to suggest an incredibly large dick that has been proved to extend farther than the ends of the universe. Not to be confused with the other lesser-known Snickers member, Keem Tomlinson.

Person 1: Is that two guns in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Person 2: ...that's a nine mil and a nine inch.
Person 1: Okay then mister Keef Tomsum.

Person 1: What the fuck is that? That's gotta be at least nine inches!
Person 2: Yeah, I call him little Keef Tomsum.

by balzinjawz November 23, 2021

Keef Ball

A "Keef Ball" is keef wrapped around a rolling paper in a ball that you smoke. You can put this in your bowl to smoke out of a bong or pipe or you can put it in the middle of your joint to smoke.

Aye did you roll up that keef ball yet? Cause i'm trying to get high as a muther fucker right now!

by sshort November 12, 2018

Keef

Keef - the ultimate downway, the most down direction.

They went farther then the most *keef* of places, including Antarctica.

by Freaky 😏 February 16, 2021

The Keef Queef

n: When you do a bong or weed vape hit through your anus, then releasing the combination of gases into the air in a hotboxed room.

"Damn babe did you see how that girl did The Keef Queef all over the room? Now shit smells like skunk ass"

"

by ~~~Power~~~ January 9, 2025

keef

the really strong, orgasmic, heavenly powder shit in the bottom of a weed grinder that gets you fucked

bro i did a bucket with only keef in it, greened out and puked all over your sisters room... sorry

by dank-bastard-420 June 7, 2022

Chief Keef Pop Tart

The act of inverting a black mans asshole and playing with his rectal prolapse

Jeffrey: me n my homie tried out that new Chief Keef Pop Tart move we seen on xnxx!
Gaye Mcdonald: care to tag another one in?

by myspace202 December 17, 2023

Earth Keef

Noun; (Err-th key-f) the fine dust particles that sneak through your window screen and sprinkle your home with the smells of Arizona.

“What’s that?” ‘Oh, that’s just some earth keef , don’t worry bout it’

by BlandersoonCooper May 16, 2018