Mildly inappropriate term used to describe a male heterosexual. The term is thought to date back to Jade Goody's infamous description of her vagina as her "kebab" whilst in the Big Brother house. It would seem the term "kebab fan" refers to the appearance of female genitalia that heterosexual males find appealing. It can also be used to describe homosexual females, but is less commonly used in this context.
Barry: "Hey, do you think Pete is Gay?"
Alan: "Nah, I'm pretty sure he's a kebab fan."
or;
Vikki: "Did you know Chanelle is a kebab fan?!?!"
Amy: "OMG seriously?!?! She's a lesbain?!?!"
Vikki: "Yep, she came out last thursday!"
Alan: "Nah, I'm pretty sure he's a kebab fan."
or;
Vikki: "Did you know Chanelle is a kebab fan?!?!"
Amy: "OMG seriously?!?! She's a lesbain?!?!"
Vikki: "Yep, she came out last thursday!"
by Adam Donlan March 25, 2008
Dude 1: What are you doing?
Dude 2: Watching YouTube.
Dude 1: Epic, who?
Dude 2: Shishy Kebab!!!
Dude 1: Awesome, I love that guy, I'm going to watch some too!
Dude 2: Watching YouTube.
Dude 1: Epic, who?
Dude 2: Shishy Kebab!!!
Dude 1: Awesome, I love that guy, I'm going to watch some too!
by YouTube Review November 03, 2020
A tasty bread roll stuffed with spit-roasted meat, mainly consumed as a survival food during covered wagon times.
by radiance32 June 16, 2020
A Type Of Doner Kebab Which Is Not Made On A Spinning Grill.It Is Made Hard And Stiff In The Pants Of Several Men
by AbbuUXG October 17, 2020
by Pete N February 05, 2008
To have a Sex Kebab is for a mans anus or womans vagina to be torn during sex by a mans penis. it is called a sex kebab because the ass or vagina is torn like a pitta bread and filled with meat (penis) and special sauce (seaman).
by a__f November 16, 2007
Similar to Knuckle Sandwich, a light hearted reference to the threat of using brawn/brute force to harm someone in response to, for example, a condecending remark.
by Krystoph-johansson August 11, 2007